You're not in the military? How come...? [And she gasps a little bit. It's so odd to imagine the Colonel as anything other than a soldier.] Then - you're not a colonel anymore, Colonel? What am I supposed to call you, then? [Obviously there are other things that will probably worry her with this news, but apparently this is the most pressing issue.]

[And you're right, she evidently doesn't care about the age of consent. What will you do now, Jade~? :o]