004 - Merry Christmas!

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[Oh, look who it is! We haven't seen our most favorite former God-General in a while. It seems he's been dumped back into this place again after a bit of some exciting adventures in another nexus. Thankfully, and to your dismay Dist doesn't seem unchanged much. He has his usual coat, his usual grin, and everything seems normal.

That is, until he trips over something, and lands smack on his face. So coordinated, Dist.]

AAGH!

[Dist wheels around, and his jaw drops, glasses slightly askew. What he sees behind him is absolutely horrifying! It's his beautiful Kaiser Dist XX! It's all fixed and perfectly repaired, but strung up with flashing Christmas lights, holly, and silver and gold bells. There's also an enormous sack piled high with presents clutched in one of its metallic, clawed arms.

Giving a beep and whir, the massive fonbot stands - and promptly begins to play the coolest shit ever, before digging through the sack and producing a gift for its creator and master.

Dist doesn't take it, staring in horror, shock, and a bit of awe. He has no words for this. Not a single one that isn't some form of profanity.



Ooc: So yes! Dist has returned with a bit of a canon update - he's now post!Nebilim - as well as a bit of a Christmas surprise! 8D Kaiser Santa H0H0 is delivering presents to good boys and girls! If you think you've been good, approach to get a gift! But be forewarned, if you've been naughty, the gifts might hide a nasty surprise. So...if you hear the box ticking, you'll know you've been bad.]

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[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[Have a Jade passing by when he spotted the sight of the brightly lit, flashing lights on Kaiser.]

Ow. What a sight for sore eyes.

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

...What did you do to your fonbot?

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

I didn't do this!! I would never degrade my beautiful Kaiser Dist in such a way as to string him up like some...some wind up toy!

[Oh, hey, it's an Asch. The Kaiser Santa beeps, lights flashing, and digs through the sack. A moment later is produces a smaller present than what it gave to its master - which it placed down on the snow for now - and offers it to the redhead.

Don't expect much, Dist's never really been too fond of you, boy. Or at least not this Dist. It won't explode, but it won't be a marvel, either.]

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

...Did Guy do it, then? [takes the present, and just looks over it curiously]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[He may also see Dist trying in vain to pull then off, but the big fonbot just plucks him off gently each time, much to the fontechnician's dismay. When he's placed down on the snow again, Dist glowers angrily at the fonist.]

You be quiet, Jade! This idiotic place did this to my gorgeous machine! My poor Kaiser Dist...how could you be turn into something like th--

[But Dist doesn't finish. The moment that machine realizes who that person is approaching, it shields it's master and creator protectively, the saw arm buzzing and spinning. It points it at the colonel threateningly, a warning to stay back and away. No gifts for you, lest you count gunfire as one.]

-laughs- She's probably been naughty

[devil-of-daath.livejournal.com]

-Anise was out playing in the snow again, enjoying the fluffy cold white stuff to the extent that she could before her lips turned blue and her digits numb. Hearing a beep and then what could only be described as digital music playing she headed towards the noise and found Dist with a huge machine like thing that she had no idea what it was. She gasped and pointed at the monstrosity, she then looked to Dist wondering if it was going to attack him.-

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

Who?

[Oh, wait, that novice? Dist snorts, but he makes a mental note to harass accuse ask him about it later. Just in case - though Dist was fairly certain it was just the world playing its tricks again.

The present will contain an extremely plain looking sweater. It's probably itchy, too. Them's the breaks, Asch. Take it or leave it, you're not likely to get anything better until you deserve it.]

...So it's really delivering gifts. How irksome.

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

...Doesn't it only do things you tell it to? No one else can make it do anything normally...

Maybe a little. |Da;

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[Dist blinks, then spots the cute little Anise. D'aw, she looked like a little polar bear all bundled up like that! ♥ But she looks on her face make's the older man tilt his head, then quickly wave his arms.]

Ah, don't worry! I-I built this. It won't hurt you, my dear. He'll obey me. I hope.

[No, he wouldn't hurt anyone except Jade, sorry as long as Dist gave the order not to. In fact, Anise was probably the only one who would actually get a fairly good gift. Dist thought highly of her, for the most part. But, because they were still enemies of sorts, she won't get the best gift ever.

Kaiser Santa clicks its clawed arm once before digging through the sack and handing her a bright pink present with a yellow bow.]

Hm, what did you get, little one? [Have a Dist peering over your shoulder. If it's dangerous, you better bet he'll protect you.]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

It...usually does. [Dist gives his machine a searching look, then raises his voice and barks out a command.] Kaiser Dist XX! About face and open fire! Direct thirty percent core power to fonon canon.!

[Like and obedient pet, the fonbot obeys, letting a flurry of fonic bullets and a blast from its canon blow apart a few trees when it turns around. Dist nods, a slight curl to his lips.]

Well, it still obeys me in that aspect... Still, I don't believe it would remove the lights or stop giving out gifts even if I commanded it to. This place may have reworked his circuitry or deactivated the vocal override password I installed. [He sighs.] I suppose I'll have to live with this until it ends.

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

[watches, obviously impressed by the fonbot]

It's pretty cool this way!

[devil-of-daath.livejournal.com]

-Anise relaxed, now seeming more curious she trotted up to Dist after taking the present. She puts it down before giving the man a big hug, didn't you know the best present she could get was a hug?

Ok, now she'll pay attention to the gift. She kneels down, carefully unwrapped the wrapping paper before looking into the box. She removed the top and had a peek at what was inside-

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[D-D'aww...Anise~ You are so cute. Can Dist have you for Christmas? ;A; ♥ The older gentleman's eyes widen in a bit of shock, arms lifting up for the same reason, then he smiles tenderly and hugs the child in return before she peers inside her present...

Just to have it snatched back and replaced with a bigger, better one. Seems Kaiser Santa thought that hug you gave his master was enough to earn you a top spot on the Nice List! Inside this present will be a hefty bag of sweets - chocolate, peppermint candy, gingerbread cookies, candy canes, you name it - as well as a rather festive looking little dress. (http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa83/katpetal/Dresses/more%20dresses/aa11.jpg) With shoes included, of course!]

Ah, how lovely... ♥

PFF I can't spell

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[Dist...honestly does not know whether to take that as a compliment or insult. He errs toward the first, thinking that better than the latter. He can boast better that way. Grinning wide, Dist places one hand on his hip and the other on his chest, posing beautifully. What a dork.]

Ahahaha~! Of course it is! I, Dist the Rose, built it to be the very epitome of astounding and marvelous! You're actually wise to see the wonder of my gorgeous fonbot, my boy! If only it didn't have the lights and sack of gifts and sing odd songs, it'd be perfect...but what can I do?

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

The lights make it more interesting for now, though. You should decorate them more often...

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

Fff...what. Sorry to disappoint, Asch, but Dist will never in his life decorate his machines unless the blueprints call for it. Or if he's making a gift for someone probably a girl.]

...They're fine the way they already are! ...Were. Whatever!!

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

But it looks really cool! I don't get it most of the time, but now I like it.

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

As you wish.

[And quiet he is, as he eyes the robot with a cool smirk. The robot seemed sentient~! Quaint. Jade knows he can always blow it up if the mega bot gets any ideas and Jade takes a step back.]

This place does a lot of things. I recall that for one of you, another version of you, his lab turned into a gingerbread house.

[devil-of-daath.livejournal.com]

Of course you can have Anise for christmas~ She's the best gift around! Anise's eye's widened in awe at her gift. She looked up at Dist and gave him a big smile.-

Thank you Dist!

-And with saying that she stood and gave him another big hug-

Do you want me to put on the outfit for you?

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

But it's so...so childish! An advanced piece of technological weaponry isn't supposed to blink and beep and flash around especially not deliver toys!!

[He huffs, glowering up at his fonbot as it waggles a candy cane for him to take, beeping merrily. Dist does not have an amused face on. Nope.]

you saw no fail. <___<

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[The massive machine stands before it's master, looking intimidating, though Jade and his gang have beaten it over three times already. Kaiser Santa isn't letting you hurt his creator, you big weasel! >:\ He'll risk his life to protect him! So there.]

Wh-What!? That's...That's inexcusable!! How dare this place do that to another of myself!! And..and my lab, no less! Grrr...once I find the ruler of this twisted world, I'll make them regret ever making a joke of Dist the Rose!

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

...Well, my Master Saphir would like it, I think.

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[Better than a fruitcake. :'Db He blinks, then makes another startled, but happy sound at the second hug, turning a very bright shade of red around his cheeks. Anise, you are too cute. Dist isn't used to the surprise hugging, yet, but he loves it. Really~]

Ah...N-No need to thank me, little one. I promise I took no part in this. This world messed with my machine. Give your thanks to him, if you must. Though he looks ridiculous, I'm glad the gift was a good one... And, w-well...I'd like to see you in it, yes, but only if you want to!!

[devil-of-daath.livejournal.com]

Of course I want to, who wouldn't want to use their gift?

-Aww, if you love getting the hugs, Anise has plenty of them to give. The girl then looks over at the robot, giving it a curious look-

Does he like hugs?

[daathlycute.livejournal.com]

[It's another Anise! This time just chilling on Tokunaga while they both take a nice, leisurely walk in the snow.]

[Of course, the bright and blinking lights on Santa Kaiser and the retarded curious music coming from it are kind of hard to miss, so don't mind her while she stops and stares at the whole thing.]