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[ another day, another morning. he woke up, as usual, a mess in the blankets and sheets covering the bed, forcing himself to sit up to keep from falling back asleep and wasting the day in the land of dreams.

however, this morning? something was quite different.

a little too different. hello, bloody murder scream that could wake the entire dressing room! ]

[ ooc; this is what happens when i'm bored. yeah, jerk!guy ain't all that manly anymore. he is also in the house he lives in

tothedeathofus... but if you're creepy and/or passing by, you can check on him. the window is most likely open. and (s)he's topless, but hey! and, aha, nsfw. i did not expect him to be so compliant! ]

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[tail shot up in surprise at the scream, while his ears flattened on his head to keep the sound at a minimum] What happened?

[ asdldfjsljdjf pulls the blanket up to cover herself, looking panicked. ] I-I... I... [ so much for speaking. ]

[At the scream, Luke immediately darts from the kitchen to wherever Guy was only to...almost drop Sandwich from the shock] G-guy?

[tail swishes lightly in curiosity, and his ears slowly return to their normal position] Are you all right?

No.

[ears flatten again in fear] Um... ok... is Luke home?

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Y-you ask that now?

[askjlakf Oh God, panicked woman scream. Luke turns around and cuddles Sandwich close. This couldn't be happening...] Guy, is that really you?

You don't seem to want me around... [his ears are twitching in fear, why scare the cat? ;A;]

[sees Luke and jumps into his arms in fear] She's mad at me!

I just woke up to find I'm a woman. How would you feel, cat boy?

[ covers her breasts with one hand, her bad one raising up to show him the HORRIBLE PROOF. ]

I dunno... Is it a bad thing? [hes gonna cry in fear soon, coz he's not used to angry look-alikes]

[Sandwich, the kitten + Big fourteen-year-old cat child jumping and attempting to kill the other kitten = Luke falling to the ground with a face full of pussy :3] O-ow...

[Lol, Luke's turned around so he can't see >>d] I know I said that I wasn't really attracted to males, but this is ridiculous...

No shit, Sherlock!

Thanks for jinxing me, you asshole.

[and this is where he jumps into Luke's arms in fear]

[near tears] She's gonna eat me!

Sh-she's not going to--Ow...eat you...

And she's not normally a woman either, so she's a little freaked out. Just like I am right now.

She's acting like Barrelow X when he's lost a screw or two! Is being a woman a bad thing?

[Turns around and glares] ...Hey, keep the PMS down, princess.

It isn't, but see...he was a man just like us when I last saw her. Would you feel calm if you suddenly were a woman?

Don't you fuckin' glare at me like that. How would you feel if you woke up and had massive tits? Right. Probably not so awesome.

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