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[ it's always great to wake up and find yourself randomly on the couch. randomly without clothes. and randomly a male again. it was the oddest feeling in the world, really, and once the disappointment of his once bountiful chest being gone passes him by...

he runs outside, throws his arms up in triumph, and has no real qualms with screaming loud enough to wake the dead. all while still very naked. ]

MY DICK IS BACK! PRAISE JESUS!

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H-hey! Put some clothes on!

What?

Put some clothes on, man.

Why should I? This is the best day ever. Best days like this require a lack of clothing.

Nope.

[He's going to glare at you until you do.]

[ and he's going to do an interpretive dance of happiness right there on the front yard. :3 ]

[ covers her poor virgin eyes ] Nobody wants to see your thing!

... [Watch out. He's pulling Sandwich out of his hair >:3]

[ reaches his hands down and covers it, then. kind of. ] How's this?

[ stops. ] A cat is not a weapon!

[Sandwich...recognizes this person! This is...No, he certainly isn't the nice lady from before, so he's going to hiss at you with all his might] Tell that to him.

[ still not looking ] You're a weirdo! Wh-why aren't you wearing clothes?!

Yeah, yeah, whatever, Satan spawn.

I woke up like this.

Now, go back in and put some clothes on before I let go of Sandwich and he eats your dick or something.

I have to enjoy getting my body back.

You can do that inside.

It's a great day out here!

Well you should have gotten dressed before you went out! There are children here!

Most of them have the same thing as me.

[Sighs.]

Well, I hope now that since you're a man, your biological clock has stopped ticking.

...Nope.

Interesting.

At least you're less of a threat now that you lack an uterus.

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