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[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

Um... I'm looking for Jade. Someone told me you can help me...

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[sovereigngale.livejournal.com]

Me?

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...I think so, you look like who he described...

[sovereigngale.livejournal.com]

And who is he that left you with a description?

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

Another Asch. He was about my age.

[sovereigngale.livejournal.com]

...I see.

What sort of help are you looking for exactly?

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

He said you were like a doctor, and could help me with doctor kinds of things.

[sovereigngale.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose I am a certified doctor, but I'm not exactly the typical doctor you go see for check-ups.

What sort of doctor kind of things are you talking about exactly?

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...Um...

...Things about having a baby.

[sovereigngale.livejournal.com]

...

Is there someone you know that's about to have one?

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

Well, not about to... It's going to be a couple more months.

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...You're Jade too?

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

That's what my military ID says. ...Or said, before I mistook it for a slice of ham and ate it.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

You're really fat!

1/45

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

2/45

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

3/45

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

4/45

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

5/45

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

6/45

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

7/fuck this

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

How come you're so fat?

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

Because I eat children.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

Really?

[fat-jade.livejournal.com]

Dear me, yes. Especially ones who question my weight.