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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

HEY DID YOU GUYS SEE HOW I TOTALLY SLAUGHTERED THAT MONSTER WASN'T IT--...cool?

............Heeeey. Guuuuys? Guys this isn't funny where are you.

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[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

[ oh god if she could get any more red... ] D-don't stare! It's impolite, you know.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

But they're so big and pretty!

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

A-are not... [ she manages to fix her shirt, at least, changing nia's position so the baby's head was resting on her shoulder. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Yeah huh! They're so nice and soft looking...

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

...Just by the way you're talking, I'd suspect you like girls a lot more than guys.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ pouts, sticking out her tongue ] Boys are icky. Penises are so gross looking!

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

I don't want to know how you know how one looks like...

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Nathan made me look at his once! It was so icky and gross! [ /trauma ]

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

Made you look? Where was I...?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

We were playing in my room once and he showed me it and wanted to look at mine but I said no because his looked like a monster!

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

That's terrible.

A-and... They aren't that bad.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Yeah huh! They look like monsters!

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say, Luka.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

It's true! [ pouts ] Boys are icky.

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

I like boys... Kind of.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Kind of?

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

Kind of.

I liked girls first.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I like girls too, Gai! A whole letter better than boys. I don't wanna have to marry a boy... [ doesn't get it ]

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

...Are you being serious?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Wait. Do you mean like, or, uh, like like. 'Cause I don't think girls can like like each other...

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

I guess I'm an oddity, then.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ blinks ] ...Papa said only a mommy and daddy can fall in love...

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

That's not necessarily true.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

....Was Papa lying?

[theamazinggai.livejournal.com]

So you could say... Sorry, Luka.