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[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

You've outdone yourself this time, Van. ...or is this the replica's fault?

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[hymnotic]

Actually, I am. But that's because I'm not your replica, per say. It's... well, really, I'm not so good at explaining these kinds of things.

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

Not my replica. Ha! You sure as hell aren't anyone else's, you idiot.

[hymnotic]

Yes, I am. You are definitely not my Asch. For one thing, you're too much of a jerk. For another, you're too short.

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

There is only one Asch the Bloody and that makes you the pathetic replica they created from me. What the hell does height have to do with anything?

[hymnotic]

Because my Asch is a few inches taller than you. Seriously, Asch, I thought you were a little smarter than this...

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

Did you not hear what I said? Or have you lost your little mind?

[hymnotic]

Think for a second, Asch. Since when does your replica know fonic artes?

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

... Did that bastard make a second replica?

[hymnotic]

No. Come on, try a little harder. Look around yourself a bit.

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

What you're suggesting is impossible.

[hymnotic]

This place doesn't exactly follow the rules of "possible" or "impossible."

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

So I'm the one who is losing their mind...

[hymnotic]

No, you're not.

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

You have another explanation, replica?

[hymnotic]

[shrugs] Honey, we're not in Auldrant anymore.

And my name is Luke. Not "replica," not "dreck," not "trash," not whatever other stupid shit you decide to come up with. Learn it before I have to start beating it into your head or something.

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

You say "honey" one more time and I'll be the one beating sense into your head.

There isn't any place other than Auldrant, dreck. You can't just leave the entire planet to go elsewhere.

[hymnotic]

Good luck with that.

And, hey, believe what you want. But you'll see what I mean soon enough. Try not to yell too loudly when you see yourself.

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

Hmph. The only reason I yell is when dealing with idiots like yourself.

[hymnotic]

I meant more in the way of screaming in horror than I meant your usual bitchy tirades, but there you go.

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

I don't scream in horror. You do that job fine all by yourself.

[hymnotic]

Oh, I already know I scream in all sorts of ways. [troll is troll is troll]

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

...because you have a big mouth and can't shut up.

[hymnotic]

[coming a little clooooser] Asch never complained about that...

[kuzuga.livejournal.com]

...

Then that..person is an idiot.

[hymnotic]

Or he's a genius. Depends on how you look at it.