abyssdressing | (no subject)

Yeah, she is. Stop calling Van a female, he's clearly a male. The beard, the eyebrows? Haven't you seen those?

Mistress Van doesn't have a beard! She has really big, um... [ blushes ] She has really big boobs.

Van has a beard! Hah, now what're you going to tell me next? That Ion is a female?

Girls don't have beards! And duh Ion is female! Boys don't wear dresses, silly.

They can if they wished it. ...If you have a picture of this "Mistress Van" I'd like to see it. This can't ne real. [forehead slap] ...Care to tell me the god-general's genders as well?

Girls would look silly with beards. And I have a picture of Mistress Van in my room!

Well, uh...there's Largo, he's a boy, and Aschley, she's a stupid ugly girl, and uh, Ari, he's a boy and uh. Other people. I don't really remember them.

Is it in your room here? Or back in Auldrant?

...Oh good Largo is a man still. Wait, Ari? Do you mean Arietta?

[ooc; oijgpeojtewor My mind died today.]

My room's in Auldrant. Which is here.

Of course Largo is man. He wouldn't be a pretty woman. No, Ari. I don't know who Arietta is, but Ari used to be Fon Master Ion's Fon Guardian or whatever.

[ ...i kept largo a man for a good reason ]

...This isn't Auldrant. Wow, I'm surprised your world isn't called something different.

...Within the ranks of the god-general's there is a woman called Legretta, do you know her? Ari is Arietta, Arietta is a girl.

[ooc; ...That would have made for some good fanart. </3]

...Yes it is.

I don't know anyone named Legretta or Arietta. I think you're thinking of other people.

[ ....lol ]

...No its not. Take a look around you, Luka, this isn't Auldrant at all. Tell me, where were you before when you arrived here?

[ooc; Hogod, need sleep. Reply in the morning. ♥]

I was fighting monsters in a...forest-place-thing.

[ night :3 ]

And you suddenly ended up in a different spot. This isn't Auldrant.

Yes it is! I just got lost. [ /denial ]

[He's about to strangle you Luka, but he holds back] ...This. Isn't. Auldrant.

Prove it!

Ask Gai. She'll say this isn't Auldrant!

Fine! I will! And she'll tell me it's Auldrant and you'll just look silly!

Luka, you don't need to ask Gai, I have proof.

Fine. Show me your proof then!

[Points to the sky] No fonbelt.

...Maybe it's hiding?

It doesn't hide, Luka. Look at the sky! Its clear! Eh, and another girl version of you healed this Asch, but he's not waking up.

Well, the fonbelt is stupid anyways!

....Will he be alright?

Its proof that it isn't Auldrant! Heh, Replica.

...He'll be fine, I think I should just kick him in the river, maybe he'll wake up.