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[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

*seems like high pitched shrieking is turning into a fad in the dressing room, because, deep in one of the many corridors, one is heard, followed by a string of loud profanity.

Yes, like many other victims of this place, Asch has been momentarily turned into a girl.*

((....jumping on the bandwagon is fun.))

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[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

I've popped out a pair of fucking boobs and lost all masculinity overnight.

((cut off their hands, then they won't screw with it.))

[fononfailure]

You lost your masculinity when you put that dress. Or maybe it was when you wore those heels and taught me to dance...

[ Crude but effective. I like. ]

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

Let me rephrase. Whatever was left of it is now gone. I want my dick back, dammit.

((I think half of the people on lj would agree to it, too.))

[fononfailure]

Be glad you at least got a nice set of boobs to make up for the lack of male parts. I'm stuck with nothing. *pokes a one of his bouncy bits absently.*

[ Or more than half. ]

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

*disgruntled Asch is disgruntled* You can have them - I don't want them.

[fononfailure]

If you find a way to give them to me, let me know. Maybe Asch would like a change of size.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

Hm. *is trying to stand up straight* How can you walk with these things sticking out like this...

[fononfailure]

You think that's bad? Try having a kid. *tugs at her too-tight coat.*

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

...I'll pass.

[fononfailure]

Guess that's another reason you'll have to not sleep with anyone.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

If only Luke's will was as strong.

[fononfailure]

So you're screwed? Literally?

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

*just groans*

[fononfailure]

I bet it'll be a cute little thing~

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

*just stares at her sourly*

[fononfailure]

I'll let you babysit Aidan sometime. You're good with kids.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* I try.

[fononfailure]

I don't think you have to try. It seems to come naturally.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

I don't want kids to turn out like me.

[fononfailure]

*wraps her arms around his shoulders.* ...you didn't come out that bad, Asch.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

Just mentally unstable.

[fononfailure]

Doesn't make you any less of wonderful person.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

And still dangerous.

[fononfailure]

Anyone can be dangerous in the right situation.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

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