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[justabounty.livejournal.com]

.... This isn't...

Hm.

*YO. HE BE A VAMPIRE BOUNTY HUNTER. VAMPIRES. RUUUUN, BECAUSE, HE'LL PICK UP ON YOU LIKE A MF-ER.*

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[justabounty.livejournal.com]

.... Is there something wrong with my clothes?

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

You look like a ninny.

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

...

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

...Well you do.

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

...Whatever.

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

[ shrugs ] ...What're you looking for?

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

Vampires.

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

[ makes a face, then proceeds to crack up laughing ] Oh, really now? I'll tell you if I see any, Buffy.

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

Do not compare me to a ridiculous television show.

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

Then don't say ridiculous things! Looking for vampires. Aren't you a little old for that?

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

I'm one of the youngest bounty hunters.

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

... [ cracks up again ] Bounty hunters. Asch. Seriously.

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

... Idiot. *walking away, now*

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

[ oh he's intrigued, now. also following, his hands in his pockets ] Come on, now. You can't honestly expect me not to laugh at something like that!

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

*spins around and looks at him dangerously* You are laughing at something that is potentially dangerous to all human existence. You take something so serious as a joke. Millions have been turned into vampires, or died because of them, and you laugh.

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

[ only slightly startled ] ... I think you're taking a bad run of scifi horror books too seriously.

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

Ignorant.

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

...In a lot of cases, yes.

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

Including this one.

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

...Okay, so maybe you really are hunting vampires. You can't exactly blame me for being skeptical...

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

....I suppose not.

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

May I ask why?

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

It's a job.

[highmaintanance.livejournal.com]

...Suits you, I guess. I'm still not sure I believe you, though.

[justabounty.livejournal.com]

Then don't. I don't care.