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[We interrupt this dressing room for a very special moment with a very special child. Yes, special in that way.

Here we have kid Luke, running around in... that's right, a dress! And he's singing! Don't ask where he learned Disney songs. He's very PROUD of himself as he sings, though! :D]

"Let's get down bus'ness
To defeat the Huns
Did they send daughters
When Luke asked for sons?
You're a saddest bunch
Luke ever met
But you can bet
Before Luke through
Mister, Luke make a man
out of you"

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Listen here, kid. Only girls can be princesses.

[;;] Luke princess! 'Cuz... 'cuz Asch said pretty, and Luke Asch wife, and... and want be Asch princess. [;;]

...

[Wat.] H-how the heck?

'Cuz 'cuz! 'Cuz Luke sleep Asch bed...

[...He's not going to touch that topic.] Kid, How old are you?

[holds up all ten fingers with a big smile :D]

Ten, huh? No wonder you're so retarded...you've probably lost all your memories.

[:O?]

[Tries to smile a little] Nothing, kid.

Just remember that being a prince is better than being a princess. You might not get a dress, but you get to rule over a whole country sometimes.

Luke no want rule... just want marry Asch.

[This is awkward for Luke, considering Asch is his -brother-] Uh...huh. But you know, when you get married you won't use a dress.

Asch said Luke can.

Asch's a kid just like you, isn't he?

Yeah-huh!

Well, I'm older than him, so I know better. Take it from me, when you grow up and you get older, you'll both have to wear Tuxedos.

Asch said Luke can wear dress if Luke want.

[Siiigghh] Well, okay...

[starts twirling around again]

[Sighs irritably.]

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