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[Jade let out an inscrutably eerie giggle.]

Now what's gotten into you, Jade?

I suppose if anythings "gotten" to me; it would be you. But that's not the issue this time.

That's just wrong and creepy when you say it. So what is the issue?

I am certain that it was you who had the issue.

You're really obnoxious, you know that?

Aww, why thank you, Luke. So observant!

Geez... I don't get how anyone can stand to have you around all the time.

Well, lets not flatter ourselves here, hmm? Show some modesty!

What're you talking about?

Oh, nothing. Now, Luke; I'm sure we can handle your issues one by one.

I don't have any issues, damn it!

I've counted at least 4 or 5 already! Don't be so insecure.

Mind your own business!

Weren't you the one asking me what I was doing? You're quite the instigator. Hmph.

Yeah, but you didn't tell me anything.

What's there to say? Oh!...Were you indirectly concerned about my well-being? How touching.

Your mental well-being, maybe.

Are you trying to give me a psycho-analysis? This should be fun!

Luke, I'm sure you should be concerned about yourself. But I'm not allowed to ask.

A psychowhatta?

What'd you mean by that? Everything is fine with me!

Luke. You have the brain capacity of a goldfish.

What?! I do NOT! I'm not a damn fish! Of any kind!

Come to think of it... ... ...Your hair kind of reminds me of a goldfish. How ironic!

I'M NOT A GOLDFISH, DAMMIT!

I shall call you Luke-fish.

Oh, go to hell!

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