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[mixolydianmode]

...I don't care what Jade says. Being lost doesn't make me a goldfish.

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[mixolydianmode]

Dammit! I told you, I'm not a fish!

[instignation.livejournal.com]

Luke, that was your portrait

[mixolydianmode]

You can shove that "portrait" somewhere!

[instignation.livejournal.com]

Must everything end in violence with you?

[mixolydianmode]

Only when you call me a damn fish!

[instignation.livejournal.com]

Have I even uttered the word fish, today? Hmm...I don't think I have.

[mixolydianmode]

That's a picture of a fish with my name on it, so you're calling me a fish!

[instignation.livejournal.com]

I must be a really wonderful artist, aren't I?

[mixolydianmode]

You're a wonderful something, alright...

[instignation.livejournal.com]

I've scattered this poster everywhere!

[mixolydianmode]

...

Good thing I'm not the only Luke. It could be for any one of us.

[instignation.livejournal.com]

There's only one Luke-fish.

[mixolydianmode]

And I'm not it. So take your bait elsewhere.

[instignation.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about, silly! This is your portrait! Don't be so modest.

[mixolydianmode]

Nope, that doesn't look a thing like me! I'm much more handsome than that.

[instignation.livejournal.com]

But you recognized it as yourself. Besides, I'm an amazing artist. There is no flaw in that portrait.

[mixolydianmode]

It has my name on it, dumbass. Your art skills are as good as your sense of humor; it's messed up.

[instignation.livejournal.com]

But you said it yourself; it could be any Luke. Why would it specifically be you? And you recognized it as so.

I'm not messed up! Just humorous to a different category.

[mixolydianmode]

Because you keep insisting it was me, that's why. And it's not.

A category of weirdos, maybe...

[instignation.livejournal.com]

Oh, Luke.

[mixolydianmode]

Just throw those damn things away, okay?

[instignation.livejournal.com]

Mmm, maybe.

[mixolydianmode]

Then I'll do it myself.

[instignation.livejournal.com]

[He half-chuckles, then clears his throat.] Ah. Good luck, then.

[mixolydianmode]

Just you watch. I'll get them all down and bury you under them.