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[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[hey guys! have a very pale, very out of it Asch walking around. He's so out of it that he doesn't even notice the sun's out. The scar tissue doesn't sparkle, interestingly enough, but yeah, sudden bursts of ~*~*sparkling*~*~ happen]

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[fononfailure]

[ HELLO MR. SPARKLESALOT. SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. though this one is still wary of him, she said she'd try to help his lover boy. so here she is~ ]

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[looks at her, eyes unfocused]

[fononfailure]

...um, your Asch is back and looking for you.

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

He is.

[fononfailure]

Yeah.

You doing any better from the last time I saw you?

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

I can't tell.

[fononfailure]

... [ sighs. ] Why are you all so stupid?

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[notices something has... changed about her]

[fononfailure]

[ mutters to herself about Asches. ]

[FFFFFFFFFFF-]

[ayoungblondeguy.livejournal.com]

...Oh FUCK NO. I knew there were alternate dimensions and stuff, but... FUCK NO.

{{ooc: Twilight's been written in his world, and he haaaates it. All the girls in English and Literature keep fawning over it.}}

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[looks at him, blinking]

((THAT is why I say "You do not let Spinny mock Twilight and read Jim Butcher's Dresden Files at the same time." White Court sparkly vampire FTW))

[ayoungblondeguy.livejournal.com]

...The SECOND I get home, I'm going to stab Stephenie Meyer in the face.

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[voice soft, seductive] Who is that?

[HFJDSGNASD BRB BLUSHING]

[ayoungblondeguy.livejournal.com]

...Th-the author who wrote Twilight. A book from my world with vampires similar to you.


[[HIDING HIS FACE TO HIDE HIS BLUSH. FUCK YOU, STEPHENIE MEYER AND YOUR PERFECT VAMPIRES]]

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

A book about us. [looks at him, hungry]

[ayoungblondeguy.livejournal.com]

[[He sees that look in his eyes, and he pulls out a big ol' kitchen knife, trembling slightly.]]

I HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT FUCKING LUNATIC FROM BEFORE. DON'T YOU DARE FUCK WITH ME.

{{{OOC: He got attacked by a different vampire!Asch before. He broke his nose, and got a major cut across his shoulder. However, it's just a kitchen knife. Asch should could probably take it away from him with no trouble.}}}

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

Who was that, Guy? [attempting pheromones...]

((I know. I play him too))

[crimsonhavoc.livejournal.com]

*walks up behind him, wrapping his arms around his waist*

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[turns] Asch.

[crimsonhavoc.livejournal.com]

Did you sleep well?

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[crimsonhavoc.livejournal.com]

That's good.


Are you hungry?

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

I can't.

[crimsonhavoc.livejournal.com]

...Have you tried?

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

Haven't wanted to.