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[losthispath.livejournal.com]

Oh great. And just when I was getting used to the one I first arrived in too. 

[sighs]

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[losthispath.livejournal.com]

...sorry. [rubs the back of his head and sighs. Also inches away from the bag because it's like, calling him]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I'll show what's in here, but I swear to freaking God that I will bite your nuts off if you manage to do something bad to it.

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

[is kind of weirded out by Lukes... interesting choice of words] [and he sits down on his hands because he likes being male]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[This Luke is different. You should be afraid, little one] Heed my words...[And he opens his messenger bag, pulling out...a shiny white laptop, opening it up.]

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

[yeah, he is starting to get suspicious] [but all weird feelings are forgotten when he sees the beauty of the laptop] ... [squirms and wants to get his hands on it but looks for now]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

This is a laptop, and it's like my baby. I will maul you like a mother bear if you do anything to it. [And places it on his lap.]

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

Understandable. This looks like it's... well, expensive. [would propose to it if it was legal]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Gives it to him] I had to go through a lot of shit to get it. Place your grubby little finger on the square there, and slide it softly. The button makes things open up...go ahead and poke around.

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

[does so and makes sure to examine every little detail, making delighted little noises]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Meanwhile, the computer pings and makes noises of suffering DX]

[1/2]

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

[uh-oh]

[2/2]

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

...Maybe I should stop. It's making weird noises

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

It's because you're clicking weird things around. You should only worry if it manages to shut down and won't turn on.

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

Alright, thanks. [aaand he's clicking again and experimenting and... the screen goes black] ...oops.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Immediately snaps his eyes at it, sighing] O-oh good...you only shut it down. It'll go back up...

[And schooltimes ;-; see ya later.]

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. I really wouldn't want to break it. [sheepish look to Luke]

[I'll be here when you're back. XD *just came back from school*]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want you to break it either.

Or have sex with it.

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

I told you that I wouldn't do something like that. That's just nasty.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Hey, I know you, you little freak. That lustful glint on your eyes say otherwise.

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? Just because I enjoy taking it apart, that doesn't mean that I'd... gross.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

You deviant. You're only fifteen, you shouldn't be thinking of such things.

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

...Wait a second, first you imply that I'd... do weird things to your laptop. Now I say that I shouldn't think of such things while you're the one who said it in the first place? Come on Luke... [laughs nervously]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Dramatically] Oh, how the youth of today suffers! Is there no innocence left?!

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

Apparently not since a certain Luke decided to place dirty images in our minds.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Oho...So you admit they were dirty in your mind.