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[blinks, looking around, confused]

...so, where am I now?

O-oh really...?

What did he do?

A Luke would be happy in the middle of all these Guys.

...Well, he looked like he wanted to have sex with my "fontech" stuff.

haha, you just can't get enough of us.

...Oh. I guess we can get a little excited when it comes to fontech, but I was young and fontech was so new to me. I promise I have better self-control then when I was younger.

[Flatly] Oh yeah, baby.

...Just because I can, I'll give you the same warning I gave that one boy: If you break it, or do something inappropriate to my stuff I will bite your testicles off.

[just laughs a little at his strange humor]

Ahah...you have my word that I won't do such things, Luke.

Alright...[And gives him a tiny iPod o:]

[happily takes it and stares] Oh wow, this is...what's it do? [turning it over and over]

Push button, get music.

...Oh, and those things go on your ears. [Points at headphones.]

This little thing can play music!? [oh goodness, there's sparkles in his eyes] W-Wow! And-... [quickly puts those headphones on and pushes the button, getting a little giddy] This is...incredible! How is this little piece of fontech able to do that!? [looking curiously around the thin ipod, pretty awstruck that such a tiny fontech is able to do something as playing music]

[Luke's just going to stare at him. Siiigghhh...all the Guys react like this >:]

[totally oblivious right now] Gosh, I wish I could figure out the mechanics of this! [he's looking for a way to get it open but...finds no screws or anything...and that amazes him even more] The designs for this is so flawless and smooth! Not to mention travel-size and- [blah de blah blah more Guytech talk] Oh sweet Lorelei, I wish I had the blueprints for this so I can try making one!

[Luke immediately went into ò.ó mode when he heard all of that, knowing that if he didn't stop this, his iPod wouldn't make it back. Reaching forward and pulling one of the headphones out, Luke mutters] You're getting a boner, man. Calm down.

huh? [blinks, looking down at him] O-Oh! Uhh [fumbles with the headphones, taking them off and laughing nervously] S-Sorry. [this is where he would return the items but he doesn't want to]

If I didn't love my music so much, I wouldn't walk around with my iPod. I'm sick of all these Guy nerdgasms I keep seeing.

ah...hehe, I guess our interest can get the best of us and be annoying to others...[reluctantly, he returns the ipod and headphones to you] I just love tinkering around with fontech since I was very little.

Gee, I didn't notice that. [Takes the iPod back] At least you didn't pounce my bag like that other kid.

He...He did?

Yes.

Eheh...I-I apologize for what the younger Guy did.

He's not you exactly, so you don't have to. I did come this close to neutering the little bitch.

H-Hey, there's need to be speaking like that.

...

How would you feel if someone tried attacking your fontech? [Ohohoho.]

...[just chuckles lightly, with an awkward smile on his face]

...Yeah.

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