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[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Holy... [Looking down at some recently developed photos] Ow. Ewwww. Oh ew, broken neck. Ewwwww, someone shot him. Man, gruesome deaths.

... and they look like him. Man, I hope you're okay, because I still need to kill you for this. [looks at another photo] ... UGH.

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[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[engel]

That's just unsanitary!

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

... yeah.

[engel]

For the love of-- Who was it? They need to be taught to have some decency and common sense!

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

I don't know! I mean, lots of red hair, I thought there was Guy in there but that can't be because he doesn't have tits...

[engel]

Wonderful. There's no way to figure out which of all of us it could have been. And it can so be Guy, as my replica is female as well if you remember.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, okay.

[engel]

Tch... Come on. You can eat at my house.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

[nods, rubbing his arms]

[engel]

[ Pats his head and starts off for home. ]

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

[follows him] ... Asch, why are you being nice to me?

[engel]

...what makes you think I am being nice?

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

You're making me food, you got me out of there...

[engel]

I will not let you starve or fall prey to something that cannot be seen.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

So... you're being nice.

[engel]

You may be an idiot, but that is no reason to ignore your suffering.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

... whatever.

[engel]

If you are displeased with my reasoning, you may fend for yourself.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Just with the fact that you have to be an ass even while you're being nice.

[engel]

That is who I am. Take it or leave it. Your choice.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

... [brushes a hand against his wing]

[engel]

[ Hunches over with a hiss, shooting him a glare. ]

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

... you're... I'm actually talking to someone, right? I didn't go insane like Father thinks I will someday, right?

[engel]

...yes, Luke. You are not alone or talking to yourself. If you do not believe me, I will be happy to prove my point.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Please.