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Oh come on!

*guess who got turned into a girl again. 8)*

[ SHE'S GONNA TREADMILL METALHEAD'S ASS. ]

*HE'D LIKE TO SEE HER TRY*

[ HE WOULDN'T HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER HEEL UP HIS ASS. ]

*CATFIGHT Y/N?*

[ ...Y. FOR THE LULZ!! ]

*FFFFFFFFFFFF THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE. HORRIBLY HILARIOUS*

[ HE WOULD END UP WITH BOOT PRINTS ALL OVER HIM. ]

*AND SHE WOULD END UP BEING ACUPUNCTURED WITH ASCH'S PIERCING NEEDLES*

[ WHAT, DOES HE CARRY THEM ON HIS PERSON THROUGHOUT THE DAY? ]

*FOR PROTECTION. 8))*

[ ...YOU'RE WARPED, ASCH. 8| ]

*SHE'S NOT WARPED FOR WANTING TO KEEP HERSELF PROTECTED.*

[ BUT PIERCING NEEDLES?? NOT PRACTICAL. ]

*FUCK PRACTICALITY*

[ NOT WITHOUT A CONDOM. ]

*GIVES YOU A BOX OF THEM*

[ *IS OH SO TEMPTED TO HAVE FONON USE THEM AS BALLOONS* ]

*FFFFFFFF*

[ *HAS BEEN TEMPTED TO DO SO FOR MONTHS NOW* ]

*SORRY LUKE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE*

[ HE CARRIES NEEDLES ON HIM BUT NOT CONDOMS? YOU SUCK, ASCH. ]

*UNLESS HER LUKE IS CAPABLE OF GETTING PREGNANT, THERE'S NO POINT*

[ WHO'S TO SAY SHE'S NOT CAPABLE OF IT? >D ]

*ASCH SAYS EVERYTHING IS OFF LIMITS UNTIL HE GETS TURNED BACK. AGAIN*

[ ....MAMA ASCH~ ]

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