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[Wandering redhead is wandering. And not looking very happy. But, then again, it's Asch, so sourpuss expressions are probably to be expected. Either way, he's getting more annoyed by the second. Hmmhmmmm?]

...Damn.

[ooc; Or, guess who has her inspiration back~?♥]

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[ Have a spazzing, indignant replica getting rough and tumble with you, Asch. ] P-princess?! I'm not a damn princess! Do you see any frills or stupid heeled shoes on my feet? Just because you're a guy doesn't mean you're stronger than me, got it? And with all the homey things you do, you're more a wife than I am!

So you're not a particularly feminine princess. You wouldn't be the first. [smirkysmirk] And taking care of the cooking does not equate to "homey things," replica. It does, however, equate to an obvious concern for my own well-being, seeing as anything you make would be poisonous.

If I cut my hair again, every single person would pick you as the girl in this relationship in an instant. ...you better not be comparing me to her. [ No smirking allowed! She's gonna be childish again and try stretching his mouth. ] It does to. You're so much like a male maid I ought to just dress you up in a skirt. Know what? I'm taking all the food and hiding it from you after this.

So, you're going to let your husband and your children starve to death.

Heck no! I'm going to cook and you're going to eat it. Simple as that.

Ah, so you intend to poison us all.

It wouldn't be poison, you jerk. Burnt food is still edible.

It's terribly unnutritious for two growing kids, and I'd sooner not eat at all.

... [ Sits up, folding her arms over her chest. ] Go back to eating bugs, then.

[pulls away from her] Awfully pleasant, aren't you. If you'll excuse me... [starts to get up, he doesn't really feel like sticking around now]

[ All but falls off him in her haste to get to her own feet. ] ...you could be more encouraging.

Perhaps you've confused me with someone else.

Don't go there, Asch. If I've confused you with another person, then that'd mean I'm mistaken about who's going to be holding Aidan all night.

...

Stop looking at me like that, it isn't a threat or anything. [ Latches onto his arm as tightly as she can. ] You're going to hold him and I'm going to try cooking. If that doesn't work, I'll watch him and you can make dinner.

Perhaps you would be better off first having lessons in cooking, replica.

I'll have you know that I have been practicing, original.

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