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*so here's Asch, in the kitchen, looking over random food nutrition labels, frowning slightly at them. someone's having a bit of a mid-life crisis...*

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Oh. So.. uh, why bother with it?

I'm not going to turn myself into a fatass.

But you're not anywhere near fat.

No, I just know how to hide the pudge.

...eat better then?

*sighs* That's what I'm doing.

But you aren't even eating. You're reading a bunch of gibberish.

All this gibberish is letting me know what I can and can't eat.

It'd be easier if you just avoided dessert.

No, no, no. There are low calorie desserts out there. Somewhere.

...

Okay. I tried to get by without having to ask this, but. What the hell is a calorie?

It's a unit of measurement that measures how much energy a certain quantity of a certain food product produces.

[ He doubts Jade could have made that more confusing if he tried. ]

..right. I'll take your word on that.

*he just... goes back to reading the labels* ...

[ Snatches a random package from the pile and takes a seat nearby to watch Asch. This could be entertaining. ]

*at this point, he's just organising the packages by calorie count; he's just that anal*

[ This is by far the most oddball Asch he's ever seen. ]

That's one way to keep thin.

*he's not odd, he's just... okay, he may be a bit odd* That's the general idea.

[ Odd, weird, off-kilter, and any other synonym. ]

You'll be spending the rest of your life staring and moving those boxes.

....Not necessarily.

I knew you were persistent, but don't you think this is kind of going overboard?

No.

Keeps you out of trouble, I guess...

I guess so.

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