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*so here's Asch, in the kitchen, looking over random food nutrition labels, frowning slightly at them. someone's having a bit of a mid-life crisis...*

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Gee, thanks.

Sorry... It's true, though. I still like you, though.

*ruffles his hair gently* Glad to know.

It'd be boring if you were like all the other Asches, anyway.

Good thing I'm not. I don't wanna have a perpetual scowl on my face all day long.

It wouldn't look right on you, I think.

*gives him a mock scowl*

(laughs, incredibly amused) Yeah, it looks really out of place.

Look at me, I'm Asch and I look like I swallowed a bug.

(looks away, trying to stop himself from laughing)

I eat bugs for breakfast so I can look like this all the time!

...I wouldn't actually be surprised. (still smiling but stops laughing at that, actually considering it)

You know, certain insects are cooked and served with food because they offer a rich source of protein.

...seriously? That's disgusting.

Yup. There are chocolate covered grasshoppers, which are a great delicacy. Not my thing, but whatever floats anyone's boat.

That just seems like a waste of chocolate... It'd be better on strawberries or something.

I agree.

...I wonder how they taste.

*Asch makes a face, almost a grimace* Crunchy and disgusting, probably.

But the chocolate might actually cover the taste... Maybe it'd be more like a pretzel or something. Those are crunchy.

I don't know about you, but I'll pass.

You said yourself that it's good for you, though.

No, I said that it was a good source of protein. I didn't say I'd want to eat it.

You should, it might taste good.

You first.