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[For once, this hermit isn't selling weird things for his lemonade stand. Somewhere in the quieter places of the dressingroom, where the possibility of population is hopefully zero, there's a Colonel. He was sitting in the middle of the field, staring out to space. It seems he has no interests in anything, but the area before him.

Actually, he was staring at the rows of pumpkins in the field. And maybe a crow or two.]

Hopefully, this spot is more quieter and peaceful. Everywhere else is just noisey.

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I pretty much alive last I checked.

Maybe the concept of rebirth is new to me. I always thought once everyone is dead, they become nothing.

Most certainly not. There is always something more. More to research, more life to live...

Well, that answers my question about the mysteries of life, death, and rebirth.

[Picks up a pumpkin and inspect it.]

Do you like your role, Luke?

Very much so. My master has gifted me with the ability to understand things I had no hope of understanding before.

Ah.

Be careful in how you use your abilities. Sometimes, such great knowledge makes us less human.

Hm... yes, I have already learned this lesson from you once before. I merely wish to have a greater understanding of the world around me.

And did you understand how the world works?

There is still much to learn.

Yes, so much to learn.

But if you're try to learn something from me, I'm afraid I'm of little educational value~.

On the contrary, I rather enjoy being able to better comprehend what you say.

[Puts the pumpkin down and moves to another one.]

There isn't much to learn from me if you're questing for knowledge.

...perhaps not, but... [...hesitates.]

What are you looking for from me?

...understanding. Perhaps now I can... understand why you did what you did.

Why, Luke.

[Oh the ridiculous idea just popped into his head.]</small. The answer is simple. Concerning fomicry, I'm merely a midwife to your birth!

...what?

See, I told you I am of no educational value.

[SIGH]

Jade, please don't insult me.

[Totally ignores that statement and stares at his crows to ponder.]

Hmm, my jokes and sarcasm wilted with age and boredom.

[The birds cacawed.]

[Just waits patiently for Jade to say something of value...]

[Damn, so acting like I'm senile won't work, huh?

Time for plan B.

Being casual.]

Don't you have friends to play with?

I have no one on my examination table today.

Oh, and are you going to kidnap me and dissect me? Well, I have to say perhaps karma is catching up to me to what I did to those poor little animals.

I had no such intention, unless you are offering.

Which I'm not.

If you're after my fomicry research, I'm sad to say my knowledge in that area is outdated by over a year.