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[A not so new face to the city but certainly a new occupant. Have a oddly Victorian looking Luke walking in confusion through the streets. Could be because he was expecting to step out into the court of the castle and not into the middle of a city! Still this was nothing like the streets of London at all. This place... it looked unreal. The most astounding to him was the industrial touches... basically electricity! What magic was this? Taking the cross bow off his belt he starts to load it before letting out a frustrated growl when the trigger slips and the arrow stabs into the ground.]

Oh, bugger all! You were supposed to fix this bloody trigger, Guy.

[He mutters in a distinct English accent and tries loading the cross bow once more.]

((ooc: nsfw material.))

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It was my name first, twerp. And don't you think that's a case of pot calling the kettle black?

Only when it comes to vampires or me being an idiot. [ Gives his chest a poke. ] Asch is the one who doesn't like them. So stop putting words in my mouth. I happened to be one for months on end a while back.

You're the only one that's been consistently harping, woman.

You being an idiot? The poor boy must be under constant stress then. [Drawls... dammit! TOUCHING! Thwacks the back of her hand with the safe end of his arrow.]

You changed back? How?

Ow! You brat! I'm sure your Asch has the same problem, if not more. [ Shakes the smack off with a glare. Stupid little, arrogant... ]

With a fonic arte. But you wouldn't know what that is, now do you? [ Flicks one of the tails of her hair over a shoulder, smirking triumphantly. ]

Learn to keep them to yourself than! He does not. My Asch is quite happy with me. [As long as he's not getting himself into trouble with gypsies or werewolves.] I do all I can to be of use to him.

...[Never realized how girlie hair flipping looked until now. Note to self... never do it again.] No, I haven't but from the sounds of it, it's some kind of magic.

Keep it up and I'll stick that crossbow in your mouth. Hah! That figures. Sometimes I think that's the only reason any of them put up with us.

[ You may not have noticed, Luke, but most of your mannerisms are more on the feminine side. ] That's the basic gist of it. Asch is really good at casting them.

You'd have an arrow through that empty head of yours before you got the chance. [Narrows eyes. No seriously, you might. The trigger on this thing is far too sensitive. Be surprised he hasn't accidently shot you in the foot!] Tch, yours perhaps... Mine doesn't need to "put up" with me. I do all I can not to be a burden to him.

Is your Asch some kind of wizard then?

Only if you happen to have a death wish yourself, Mr. Cottonhead. [ Watch where you're pointing that thing, then! Didn't you even learn basic handling techniques?! ] And I bet you're failing miserably at it.

You might call him that. He was a God-General. Good with magic and excellent with a sword.

Mr. Cottenhead? Honestly? That the best you can do? If you're going to use insults and bullying to mask your insecurities you should at least make them decent ones. [He has. It's not his fault guy gave him this old hand me down for practice. Huffs.] Certainly not. [Not as often as he used to anyway!]

A sword wielding wizard with a hatred of vampires?

Oh, sure. I could do worlds better, but why should I bother? It's the only insult worth wasting on your frilly ass. [ Ah, this is the start of a wonderful friendship already! ] I bet.

Pretty much. Never have found out why he doesn't like them. Most are pretty nice...

Wasted time indeed. [Turns to leave in the midst of her Asch worship with an involuntary hair flip of his own.]

[ Okay, she can't resist following after him for a bit. ] You here all by yourself?

Not as alone as I'd like to be. [Mutters. HINT HINT. >:|]

You can't get any more alone than by yourself. [ SMIRK. ] What's your Asch like?

Exactly. [SIGH! No hitting woman, Luke. It's not gentlemanly.]

Asch? He’s my perfect other half. He completes me… [Fond smile before he catches himself being a fawning. Ugh!] B-but to be more specific, he‘s a vampire, been around for hundreds of years so he’s very worldly, charming… and doesn’t care much for humans.

And there's no one here but Luke. [ Just try it, buddy. She'd like a reason to practice. ]

...pff. [ She can't help but let out a snort at that. Nice to know she isn't the only one who's tends to be romantic over their significant other. ] Doesn't like most people, huh. That's going to be problematic if he can't behave himself. There's a lot of humans and replicas around.

Didn't say he doesn't like them Just said he doesn't care for them. He views humans as walking treats. He shall be well fed here.

There's no difference between not liking and not caring! Hate to break it to you, but this isn't a buffet for him. We had a problem with vampires in the past and I'm not keen on having a repeat performance.

[SNAPS! Whirls around and shouts.] Stop jumping to idiotic conclusions! It’s tiresome bringing you in and out of hysterics you stupid woman!

He doesn't go about turning people, I don't even know if he's here, you haven’t the foggiest clue as to what he or I are like so your ignorant statements are just out right painful to endure! So kindly shut your trap and take your bothersome prattling elsewhere! [Seething now he turns around and leaves.]

[ Shouts right back at him. ] Who's jumping to conclusions?! You're the one who said he'd be well fed here, so what did you expect me to think?! I'm only putting two and two together to make sure nothing happens to my friends here!

[ Fumes, hollering after him. ] Next time you call me 'woman' I'm going to make you regret it!

[Keeps walking and ignoring the hysertical woman. Taken from his home and the comforting embrace of his Asch. The last thing he wanted was some stupid hysterical she harp hollering in his ear. Tch!]

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Who, me? Never~! >__>;

LIES!

OF COURSE!

Sleepy head XD

I'm allowed to. XD

YEAH YEAH EXCUSES!

THEY'RE AS VALID AS YOURS!

NOTHING IS AS VALID AS LAZINESS! >.>

INVAIL MAYBE! >D

Would type a come back BUT THE LAZINESS SAYS OTHERWISE!

LAZINESS ATE MY 'D' ON THE LAST ONE ANYWAYS.

Laziness - 1 muns - -10 DX

ORZ

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GOT IT RIGHT THIS TIME!

LUKE LOVES BEING PROBLEMATIC~

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