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[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[Somewhere in the quieter corners of town, there's a lemonade stand made of wood. There are candles in shapes of tiny cats, owls, bats, snakes, white skulls, and a bunch of other Halloween's decorations on the stand. Behind the stand sat a colonel who dressed himself as an old man with a thick white beard and a pointy hat. His robes are all dark blue. He holds a long wooden staff in one hand. With his clever disguise, he's dressing his part as a magnificent GANDALF wizard. The only tattletale sign to his identity are his glasses.

Nearby his stand, there's a sign. It reads:]

Menu
The following is free!
1 slice of pumpkin pie
1 cup of pumpkin ale
1 pumpkin scone
1 pumpkin cupcake
1 pumpkin sugar cookie
10 pieces pumpkin candy

Good luck charms: 15 gald
Tarot fortunes: Free
Magic potions: Negotiatiable
Hexes: Negotiable

The pure-hearted fonist is in.

Comments

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

...That's a lot of pumpkin stuff.

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[Slight cough underneath that thick synthetic beard.]

I gathered plenty of pumpkins last week.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

Oh...

...Which one tastes the best?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

Whatever you like. It's free.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

...I don't know what I want. You pick.

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[Provides a slice of pumpkin pie on a paper plate and plastic spoon.]

How about pumpkin pie?

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

...I've never had it before. Is it good?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll like it. Tell me what you think.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

...Okay. [takes a slice and tries a bite]

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

How was it?

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

It's good... Really, really good.

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

I'm happy to hear that. I think it will satisfy a lot of trick and treaters.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

What's a trick or treater?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

A term I heard from the villagers. They go from door to door, then they say, "Trick or treat" and they either get treats or tricked and get nothing at all.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

...That sounds like fun.

What kinds of treats do they get?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

Candy and chocolates. Not very wholesome if you asked me, but kids should have a sugar high every now and then.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

And anyone will give me candy?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

The town kids are doing it. Why not you?

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

I don't know... I just wasn't sure if I could or not.