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-Well this was quite the situation that Anise found herself in as she looked down at the scene below her from her velvety throne. Earlier on in the day she had found herself answering the door to whom she thought at first were children at first but later on discovered they were in fact Christmas elves. They spun the story that she was the only one who could save Christmas here and quickly made her change into a Santa outfit and rushed her out of the door.

So now Anise was in the middle of what could only be described as Santa's workshop in the town's square. Large candy canes encircled the area that she was in. Behind the fence a miniature train circles around the perimeter, some of the elves even rode on top of it every once in a while, but mostly the elves worked at little benches making tiny toys. But her job wasn't to make toys, her job was to hear and attempt to grant the wishes of the people who came to see her. To see her was rather simple, there was a sign that said "Come see Santa ~~Claus~~ Anise" that pointed down a miniature winding trail and she was located on top of a small platform. Luckily there was at least a small roof over her head just in case actual snow decided to grace the town today. Beside her chair was a huge brown sack, it's opening neatly tied together with a big red bow. There Anise waited for whoever was to come.-

((ooc: Come and sit in her lap and tell her your wish~ Thread jacking would be rather entertaining~))

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Tear looked around. Rather she... stared for a moment, and tried her best to behave as if her current surroundings were completely normal. The melodist found herself taking note of the miniature train, the bustling elves (they... they were rather adorable, weren't they?), the workbenches and half-finished toys.

Tear waited her turn, pondering how best to approach the situation. As the line dwindled and Tear finally reached the platform, she sighed and folded her arms, heels clicking on the steps.

"Anise, what are you doing way up here, and why are you dressed in that manner? I sincerely hope that you're not attempting to con money out of all these people."

-Anise perked up, seeing a familiar face, well that was until she started accusing her of stealing gald. She gave the woman a devious smile before shrugging her shoulders in a passive manner.-

Conning people? I wish. I seem to be that one who was conned today. I answered my door this morning to find elves begging me to help save Christmas so now I find myself here.

-Anise then holds up a list ~~checking it twice~~ and looks up Tear's name.-

It says right here that you're on the nice list~ So it's my duty to try and grant your wish as best as I can♥ So what would you like Tear~?

[And standing waaaay on the other side of the street is a lone Saphir. He's eyeing everything very confusedly, standing there in not his traditional garb, but instead a brown peacoat and olive slacks, a purple scarf wrapped around his neck.]

[Anise, you look absolutely crazy. And what or who are those tiny. tiny people? You've certainly got quite the set up there, nice chair, too~ ~~I wonder how aerodynamic it is...~~ He's going to tread over cautiously, just for curiosity's sake.]

So, these the kinds of things that happen to us in this world...Santa Anise?

- I do not look crazy Dist, this is what they gave me to wear. If little people barged into your house asking for your help, I bet you would have done the same thing. And no, the chair is not aerodynamic or yours to test to see if it is. I'm pretty sure the little guys rented everything.

Anise looks down at Dist, a faint smile growing on her lips as the familiar man approaches her.-

Why yes, this is an example of what can happen in this world. Though I have to say this is probably one of the more bazaar things that I've been roped into.

[Eew, is that bad fake fur? No, Anise. Just no. If little people barged into my house asking for help and for me to do it wearing that, they'd get a well-polished shoe to the face. Isn't everything free here~? Then in that case that chair is finder's keeper's as soon as you go on lunch break~ Walking around town can get so tiresome, and old habits die hard~]

How did these people "rope" you into this? They held you at tiny knifepoint?

[He's going to continue eyeing the little workers, just about as interested in what they're building than how they look. You look almost as outlandish, in your short sleeved dress in this freezing weather. Standing a few feet away, he quirks a brow at her, his hand on his hip.]

What are you doing there, anyway?

-~~I barge into your house all the time and I don't get a foot to the face D=>~~ And I'd like to see you fight me for the chair Dist, they brought it so they get to keep it. Plus you need some more muscle on your bone~

Anise raised a brow at his comment, a frown soon creasing at the corners of her lips. If he looked close enough they are turning the slightest shade of blue, she is indeed very cold-

No, they asked and out of the goodness of my cold black heart I agree to do it.

-She then gives him a devious smile-

If you want to find out so bad you're more than welcomed to come on in~

[Standing alone in a dark alley not too far away from the trail, staring down the trail towards what appeared to be a Santa Anise was the one and only Corrupt Asch]

-Asch talking to himself like usual.- "I have to think of a way to get that sack of presents before this night is over. I wont get one present by sitting on her lap!!! Especially for that time I got Jade and Natalia drunk and they.....OH GOD! there's no way I will get a single present by standing in line."

[Looking towards the elves, Asch grinned and was already in the process of coming up with an idea]

-Anise's eyes scanned the area in boredom, how could anyone stand to do this job? Suddenly a glint of red catch her eye, she narrowed them on the dark alleyway that was across from her. A mischievous grin crossed her lips, she could almost smell the trouble brewing. Softly she said to herself-

Come out, come out, where ever you are~♥

[Asch feeling as if someone knew where he was he quickly hid into the darkest part of the alley. While hiding in the darkness he looked back at the elves and then his clothing.]

"This idea may be just crazy enough to work."

[Asch knew the only way to ever get someone into a dark alley was by offering candy or...money, but only on special occasions. As an elf was passing by the alley, Asch called to the elf silently to come into the dark alley. The elf started backing away, but then Asch offered the elf some candy, and as soon as the elf started to walk into the opening of the alley there was no way to avoid the trap Asch had waiting]

*A somewhat violent cut scene*

[After knocking out the elf, Asch took the elves clothing and then tied up the elf. As Asch was putting on the elves clothing he noticed that the clothing was small and tight on him, but he knew this had to be done to get that sack. After putting on the rest of the elves clothing, Asch started towards the trail leading to Anise. Only a few minutes away before he would reach Anise, Asch started talking to himself...again.]

"This sack will easily be mine." -Mwhahahahaha-
[Still walking towards Anise in her chair while passing the line]

-Anise raised a brow, and almost blanched and started laughing at the sight she saw. Was that Asch? In an elf costume?! a devious grin crossed her lips as she watched him, what in the world could he be up to that possessed him to dress up as such? She waited for him to approach and explain.-

(ooc: I hope you know you had me laughing hard with this imagery)

[Asch knew the plan down pact. The only problem was if Anise would catch on. Going off track and not thinking about his objective. He started wondering if he would see a Polar Bear. He loved Polar Bears, but he had to make sure no one knew that, or people wouldn't take him serious. Asch not realizing he was right in front of Anise. Asch started talking to himself.]

"I just love them!!!. Their so big, white, and fluffy!!!."

[He continued on and on while holding his hands together with them pressed against his chest, and swaying back and forth until he realized where he was.]

-His right eye twitching and mouth gasping open-

[He quickly remembered the plan.]

-manning himself back to his corrupt self-

"Well Anise it looks like Santa entrusted you to be Santa for the year. Or should we call you Sanise?"

-grinning-

-Ok...this Asch seemed more than a little off...He seemed down right crazy. Giving the man a week smile she patted her lap invitingly.-

Yes the elves have entrusted me with being the replacement for Santa, and no, you may not call me Sanise. It's Santa Anise or Anise. You were speaking of something that was cute, white, and fluffy before? Did you have a christmas present in mind?

"Really you wouldn't mind me asking you what I want??? Oh wait never mind that. Sorry Anise, but the big man would yell at me if I sat in your lap. You see he appointed me as the head of the elves to make sure they got the toys done...I ummm volunteered...yea I volunteered to help out around here. Sadly though they didn't have a big enough outfit for me so I had to takkkk...I mean borrow one of the other elves outfit. Anyways it's only fit that he made me the one to rule these elves. However we do need your assistance for something."

-grinning evilly-

-She gave him a questioning look, with that evil smile Asch it was hard to believe you. In fact you've always been bad at making up stories on the spot, but at least she'll try and hear you out. Hopefully you have nothing too crazy planned for her.-

And what exactly do you need my assistance for?

"Well apparently one of the elves fell down a well, and we need you to get him out of there for us since you have grown taller over the years. We just need you too leave your chair and sack of presents here...alone....unguarded...and I will show you on this map where he is at becauseeeee I need to get back to my other elves."

-Anise gave Asch a flat 'Are you dumb' look' before she spoke to him.-

Funny thing is Asch, the elves told me to stay here no matter what so unfortunately I won't be able to rescue the elf but I'm sure you can seeing how you're the head of the elves and everything~

[Surprised by her answer, Asch decided to go with his last plan]

-Nose scrunched up-

"Oh...you have a point...why didn't I think of that. Well I guess I will be off to get that elf out of that well."

-Waving Goodbye-

[Asch knew he couldn't get behind Anise without her seeing him, so he would have to come up from behind. Looking at the map of how the town was set, he noticed he would have to climb up a small mountain to get behind where Anise was sitting. Once Asch had reached outside of town, he went to the mountain that would bring him straight behind her. As he approached the mountain he noticed it was a thirty minute climb, but he had no other choice. About halfway up the mountain he encountered a snow cheagle.]

-Smiling-

"Hey there little guy. What are you doing on this mountain?"

[Without warning the cheagle blew fire into his face, and Asch fell all the way back down the mountain. After ten minutes of rubbing snow in his face, he decided to climb up once more and this time he actually made it to the top.]

"Well that was fairly easy."

[Only a few steps away from the platform where Anise was sitting, Asch was walking towards her slowly, but not paying attention he had accidentally stepped on the paw of a polar bear.]

"Oh look a polar bear, and how are you today Mr. Bear?"

*Few minutes later*

[Asch was being chased by a polar bear.]

"I didn't mean to hurt you Mr. Bear!!! I love you guys!!!."

[Asch had no other choice but jump off the side of the mountain, but he used his sword to stab the mountain and used it to get him to complete halt about halfway down the mountain. Sadly enough he was in the exact spot where the cheagle blew fire in his face, but of course to his surprise the cheagle blew fire in his face...again. Once Asch had fell back down to the bottom, he had decided to give up on stealing and would just go ask her what he wants for Christmas. Finally he reached her one last time.]

-Panting Hard-

"Okay can I...ask what I want for Christmas now?"

-Looking up at Asch she gave him a questioning look. Whatever he did between when he left and now must have been one hell of a time. Without questioning about the 'elf' she gave him a kind smile. She wasn't going to check her list on this one.-

Yes Asch, what would you like for Christmas~?

-Sitting in her lap-

Can I have that whole sack?

[This was the only choice left]

-Oof! Actually, you're kinda heavier than she expected Asch...and your sword is poking her leg-

The whole sack? Unfortunately I'm not able to do that since there are gifts specifically for other people in there, but if you do have one in mind, I can try and get it for you.

I can't have the whole sack....but...

[Asch was wondering of what to ask for now.]

Can I have a Vorpal Blade?

-Holding his hands together and begging with puppy dog eyes-

PleaSSSSSeeeeeee...Can I have it?

-She laughs then leans over, undoing the red bow and digging around til she found what she wanted-

Aha~! Here you go♥

-Anise then hold out the Vorpal blade for him to take.-

Use it wisely Asch.

-Quickly takes the Vorpal Blade from her-

Thank you Anise, but sadly I must now ask you for that sack!

-Pointing the sword towards Anise and Grinning-

Even if it is Christmas you could never give me what I want for Christmas. Thank you however for this beautiful sword...

-Anise stared at Asch, not feeling intimidated at all by him. In fact, the young woman was smiling calmly at him.-

Sorry Asch, I already told you I couldn't do that. Besides, all eyes are now on you right now. I'd be careful if I were you.

-Indeed all eyes were on the hot-headed teen, all the elves had stopped their activities to watch what was going on between the two of them.-

[Noticing all the elves were looking at him, he lowered his sword.]

Well Anise it looks like you might be able to slide by this one, but I would prepare yourself for next year. For I will not be so nice no matter how many elves there are.

[Taking the Vorpal Blade, Asch started to head back down the trail out of this snowy dream.]

-Anise flashed the man a devious smile, entertained by the thought of him trying something next year.-

Is that so Asch? Then I'll see you next year and all you'll get is coal~♥

[Hearing that last remark, he knew that next year Christmas would be ruined for everyone.]

-He grinned and left quietly-

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-facepalms and laughs- ♥

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oh sweet baby jeezus how crazy is Asch?!

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