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Engel ([personal profile] engel) wrote in [community profile] abyssdressing2010-03-02 01:09 am
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[ Remaining idle has never been one of Asch's strong points at any time in his life, so it should come as no surprise that he would find a way to spend his spare time doing something productive. As of late you might have seen the winged original bustling about hither and tither, to and fro, and even yonder as he transported -- among other things -- a great many boxes, several types of food, and a boatload of furniture. All this was being taken in the direction of a city located near the ocean's shoreline, to an outdoor cafe that would give a hole in the wall a bad name.

Only one small (if tasty-smelling) box remains to be taken from the apartments to said cafe. You're free to catch him anywhere along the way, with his hair neatly braided and sporting a spotless, ruffle-free apron. Mock at your own risk, drecks. ]

[ooc: My internet is being a wonky POS, so replies might be sporadic. D:]

GASP, LET ME GET MY VISA!

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Meanie. Knowing Anise, she'd make it into an epic fantasy/sci-fi fiction story about what happened when in reality it was just a rare moment of calm. Careful, Anise is picky about her grumpy redheads. You're just special because you're cute, Engel~ And you don't try to cut her when she teases you...that much. BUT I LIKED MEANING OF BIRTH! :c And yes, yes it is. Have you see the one of Luke and Asch with the strawberries? I kinda died inside a little. ♥

YOU'LL BE THE FIRST SHE USES THAT SKILL ON. ...Oh, you just had to go there. Just like in the game when you beat him for the first time. Fucking guilt trip, man. Dick move. Okay, that alone might make her worry. As gentle as a swarm of angry bees? Yes, that's definitely Asch. And you really are a sweetie, Engel, Anise does take note of the care you take with her. ...Of course, that blows out the window when she sees the bottle and towel. Crap, this will not be a pleasant experience. Anise fidgets uncomfortably, then swallows her fears and nods slowly.]


Ah...

[She'll suck it up like the soldier she is, but if she reacts negatively, don't blame her. She already felt a little guilty for having you more or less babysit her.]

FFFFJVJCJXKZ /CHOKES.

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-14 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sounds like a foolproof plan. That way she can avoid copyright laws, too! She'll still miss you, though, Fuzzyhead. You kind of grew on her. And you're adorable, Engel! That's what Free Run is for. ISN'T UPGRADING GREAT? That and Promise. Though...that one now makes me cry like a little bitch. And it was this one. (http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss81/KatnipThief/a-19.jpg) S-So cute. ;; ♥

CAN SHE THROW IT BACK? ...You really are trying to poison the mind of an innocent young girl, aren't you? B| PFFT. Anise will be a widow forever. No, you're not concerned at all. Of course not~ Anise eyes the towel and alcohol, and presses her damaged doll closer to herself. She braces herself for the sting, and makes a soft whining sound as the pain bites at her sore throat. She bites her lip and squeezes her eyes tight. Owowow!!]


Mmhh--!

[She squeezes Tokunaga tight, fighting back her tears. Damnit, she's a soldier! She's not about to break down because of a little stinging...okay, a lot of stinging. She will be tearing up a lot, though, much to her displeasure.]

And you wonder why I love you. :| ♥

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[By the end of their combined story, Luke will have a hunchback, eye-patch, hobble around like a drunk, and croak each time he talks. You know you can't resist her cuteness, Asch, give in. And you're all that and sweet as a biscuit! ♥ That is the only drawback to fighting with Asch. His equipment blooows. Yesss... I am going to bawl so hard when I replay Abyss again and see Asch's death. ;__; Jerk really DID grow on me. I didn't cry the first time, but I'm pretty sure I will this time. ffff isn't is precious? ;A;

HIS FOREHEAD IS LIKE AN OPEN INVITATION. I know not what you speak of. Why doesn't she just marry Asch and save everyone a headache. Anise opens her eyes, letting her tears spill over her face, and wipes them away. She sniffles and scoots closer to Asch, about to punch him in the shoulder, but stops.]


Mrf.

[She pouts, puffing up her cheeks, and hugging her doll. No, I don't want a hairfluffle, I want a fucking lollipop. B|]
Edited 2010-03-15 01:16 (UTC)

I saw that fail!edit, Sol. 8| And mine did not happen, shut up. >__>

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Anise is not a witch, Asch, as much as you may think so. And though she loves her adopted brother dearly, she might feel extremely guilty and selfish for hurting him and then taking advantage of his kindness by letting him take care of her. She'll manage on her own for a few days. Mwahhaa! We have you now, my pretty. Indeed he does. At least his sword design was pretty to look at. Pff, I can understand that entirely now. |D;; I still can't understand how Asch got under my skin, though. For all he's worth, I should hate him even to stab him myself, but... ;^; Fuzzyhead. Wryyy? And it is because they have little melonheads that you just want to poke repeatedly.

A-AAWWW. Anise would kiss it better. After laughing her ass off for a good twenty minutes, of course. We never saying anything about the wedding being consensual. 8)a Anise frowns, then flicks his fore head again before seating herself in his lap and grabbing a cookie from his box. Omnomnom. Anise points to his apron a second later, raising a brow. What's with the getup, Asch? Though she's really one to talk with her rags.]
Edited 2010-03-15 02:36 (UTC)

Good girl. /tosses treat.

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[She feeds on redheads. They're her favorite~ Engel needs to invest in leashes and/or shock collars. Because you cannot tell me he wouldn't get a kick out of seeing those two get a small zap each time they stray too far. I think a coupling of the anime and game did it for me. The game Asch was just a jerk, even if I did sympathize with him. He was still just so skullbashingly infuriating I wanted to kick him in the face. The anime actually took the time to really show the shit he went through after being kidnapped and replicated that I kind of wanted to adopt him and hug him forever. ;; They do it to eachother so often, they must be durable enough. |Db

Oh, he is. I'm still debating on what the item will be, though the chicken kind of tops everything at the moment. Do not question the complicated inner workings of Anise's mind. 8| Anise smiles and leans against him, giving the grumpy redhead a light hug and cuddle. To his words she gives him a look, then spells on his chest.]


fffff /bellyrub. |3

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[O-Oh god, that's a lot of stupid, too. ...Asch, is there something you need to tell us? 8|a Ah, I need to reread that one. I haven't in so long. But yeah, that was added to my "bawww! ;__;" factor when in regards to Asch. Poor kid had it rough. I'm so tempted to have Anise mumble "my hair grows fast" or something similar to Asch one day. Just to see his reaction. I SWEAR SHE LOVES HIM, REALLY.

Ahaha Anise would fuss like mad if she hurt Asch again. So she'll make sure the chicken is cooked and seasoned to perfection before hurling it at his face~ That's kind of nice, Asch, though you're not getting anywhere, really. Anise wasn't exactly filthy, but she did need a bath or shower. And some new clothes, definitely. In fact, his playing with her hair only makes her begin to slide off his lap, before she's bopped on the head. She winces, and holds her heads over it, making a startled noise coupled with a light cough.]


Ah! Mm...

[Boo, Asch. Boo. >:| Anise huffs and takes his hand to write on his palm again. She yawned while she did, but it wasn't as big as it was before.]

[She held out a piece of her raggedy and bloodstained dress and looked down. She really didn't want to wear this thing anymore. She tried to rip it apart in a blaze of rage, guilt, and sorrow after she came back, but she couldn't exactly prance around wearing nothing, so a bit of it remained. She wasn't happy about it, though.]

I didn't know dogs could purr, or cats could kick their legs. :|a

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[She's walk into the door. Twice. And wonder why it wasn't moving aside. That explains his nympho tendencies! 8Db Yes they were, b-but at least they built sympathy for him? ;x; He's such a lovable and sweet character once you let him be. That is the best incentive ever. I will definitely do it, yes~

Poor Asch. He really doesn't ever catch a break. Poor guy needs a vacation. She'll make him something tasty after he admits defeat. Anise watches his pretty wings flutter, leaning over a little to do so, then smiles and prances off towards where he pointed with a nod to acknowledge her thanks and that she heard him. Ah, a nice hot shower is just what she needs~ Hopefully the bathroom won't be too...icky. Anise will go about her business getting clean and washing her hair, and once she's done - it was relatively quick considering she usually takes long showers - Anise curls up in a large, fluffy towel and peeks out the door. She opens her mouth to call for the redhead, but a soft quiet gasping noise is all that comes out.

...Son of a bitch. Anise raps her knuckles against the wall to get Asch's attention. She needed something to wear. Though she loves teasing you, Feathers, Anise isn't exactly about to skip around naked or in just a towel, thank you very much. She still has her innocence and dignity. Once she's certain he heard her, she closes the door so that only her arms sticks out, which she waves around.]

That is so adorable I-I don't even... ;A;

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Throw her in the padded room with Mechanic. That way Asch knows where both of them are at all times! He's certainly more active nowadays, though I'm not complaining in the least, fufufu... I KNOW AAARGH!! Dx I wish they'd kept him alive. .__. Or at least make a mirror game from Asch's POV. That'd be such an amazing game. Curses, my weakness for hilarious Asch faces has been found. :I

Ah, this is a good point...and kind of sad, really. He just needs to relax, methinks. Until a whole new war breaks out over who cleans it up. In the end they'll leave ir for someone else, pff. Lazyasses. And Anise just thinks they're pretty, Asch! She actually likes your wings, despite them being sensitive and a terrible vital spot. As corny as it sounds, they make him look like an angel, and that slightly puts Anise's mind at ease when dealing with the fact that he's going to die back home. "At least he'll be in heaven with Ion". And we thank Mechanic's OCD-ness. Anise would rather not be bathing in your filth, guys, gross.

Her hand grabs the offered items and she gives him a dry look as she peeks through the tiny space between door and door frame. You've done it now, Asch. Once the door is closed, Anise begins concocting a plan. A rather evil plan~ She chooses the sweatshirt to wear, since she's way too small and scrawny to fit into those pants, even with Luke being as thin as he was.

When she's done, Anise will slide the door open and pose beautifully in the doorframe, hooding her eyes and smirking at him. Her hair is down and still damp and tussled. Asch...darling~ We're all alone... ♥

Anise tries desperately to keep her face straight, counting the seconds before his head explodes.]

Aww~ That's too cute! How old is he? :>

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luke and Anise alone could start the apocalypse. Anise is just glad he doesn't deck her if she tries to give him a hug. Yeah, I always think he began to trust Luke and the others a lot more as the game progressed. He saw Luke grow just as much as everyone else did. Drama CDS? :o I'm not sure I've heard of these. ;; /so out of the loop on various things, woe.

...Don't tempt fate, the midget is more than capable of doing that. She might actually make an attempt in a few minutes. If these two ever find that out, there will be messes and blown up things everywhere. 8|;; And Anise still thinks they're pretty and fluffy and nice - it's her childish wonder over the unusual. She still feels huffy that she can't pet them, too. Asch, you really are a softy, no wonder you're a gummy bear. Sour on the outside, but sweet and soft after a while~ It's already too late for me, ahaha. |D; Though mine is more a platonic threeway snug-fest. Can't see Anise in a romantic way when regarding Luke and especially Asch, though I'm sure it exists somewhere out there. Sigh.

Oh, you are truly a pagan of sincerity, Engel, dear. Anise grins wickedly after makes a throaty snickering sound - not being able to laugh blows fyi - then barrels at her redheaded companion. Anise used TACKLEHUG! Is it super effective?! Anise snickers roughly, coughing here and there because owww, it hurts to laugh, but this is so worth it!! Asch, you and Guy make the most hilarious faces EVER.]

D'aww! x) Old, lazy kitties are always fun to snuggle.

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[L-LOL, dreckery... And in that case, Anise will be sure to give him lots of hugs to alleviate some of his bad attitude. Yeees! I was so happy for him when he finally "found" himself. Poor squish really needed that, though I was so sad that he croaked. Have to admit seeing him run through with a sword made my stomach kind of flip over. ;; Not fun to watch, nope. .__. F-ffff order form. Do I REALLY want to put more money on my credit card bill for this month? 8|;; ...Yes, I do. schhcxhjxs THAT IS HOW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN! x\

You mean he's fun now? Oh, you redheads and your neatness. Making messes is so much more fun! You will make Anise an incredibly happy panda, Asch. And she will ask nicely, and she'll even be gentle. ♥ As for picking on you? ...Good luck. Aww, that's really sweet~ And you know she'd be flirting it up with all the dukes and lords and asking about their salaries. Also imagining her in a pretty gown is 'eee' inducing. And you have no idea how happy that makes me.

I think that just comes with being an arrogant, prissy noble deep down. Those jerks are always going off about something. Of course, Anise would have him no other way. He's a lot nicer than the other ones she's met...and really hasn't yelled at her, threatened her, or outright attacked her just yet. Or maybe she's just lucky...

Anise flops right on top of him, snickering at that, what was it, a squawk? She hugs him tightly, arms secure around his middle, and face pressed into his chest. Mm, warm~ How come you're so cute, Asch? You shouldn't be cute. And snuggly. And Anise is pretty sure she shouldn't love you as much as she does. Even so, she does, and will just sigh and look up at him with a smile. She'll be drawing small, bubbly hearts on his chest now, kthnx.]


Mmm~ ♥♥♥

Well, this is true. |D;;

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Whaaatever you say~ She will find you, Asch, how many times have we said that resistance is futile? Ah, I can take certain levels of blood, but...yes. I'm also glad it wasn't as bad as it could have been. I would have cried so much harder. ;; /such a sap. I-I'll probably buy it next week, when I'm on spring break and home all day. |D; Then I can wait by the mailbox like a good little creep.

He is which Anise is extremely thankful for. ...Like their stupidity, you mean? If he ever voices the scrawny and demanding part, expect a boot to the head, Asch. Though toss her some gald and she might be too distracted by that to notice his escape. Tact is not something Anise is familiar with, sorry. Though she does know outright not to ask how much they make. She'll learn to get the info she needs through in-depth conversation, of course~ ...Yes~ Though someone needs to do up her hair.

And allow us to reiterate than Anise has no tact. :V And Asch must be frustrated pretty often then, considering his recent track record.

Hey, Anise is very gentle most of the time! And she is not half dressed, she's still got stuff underneath, thanks. And the sweatshirt does enough to cover her, it's just baggy. Anise looks up at him when he leans up, blinking and watching his wings flutter. ...Oops. She gives him a concerned look and an apologetic wibble pout before scooting mostly off him and wrapping both her arms around one of his. She mouths the word "sorry" and tilts her head in a silent question of "are you okay?"

Though Anise had to admit seeming him all flustered and flaily like that was absolutely priceless.]

Those crotchety old men have to stick together. :|

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Guy would work as a better, in fact. His facial expressions are just a mite more hilarious than yours in regards to teasing and hugging, Gummy Bear. /holds. ;^; A-Am I horrible person for naming my main character in Soul Silver Anise, the rival Luke, and my starting pokemon Asch the Cyndaquil? orz;; I also have more Pokemon named after other characters. /PUNCHED.

A little slow. Yep. Just a little. Honestly, if he weren't broken, that would be his fate indeed. Lucky break for Asch. Just jingle the joins in your pocket and she'll be there in a few minutes, looking excited. And she'd pout and boo at him forever, and look like such a brat. But a rich brat! ...Fff that'd make her stupidly happy, though she'd be skeptical at first. Then make puppydog eyes at him and beg to braid his.

Oho, I hear plotbunnies frolicking~

Y-You aren't supposed to hear that! Okay, letting you know right now, that if Asch even dared think that, Anise would castrate him with the nearest available sharp object. It will neither be pleasant nor fun. Anise doesn't exactly want to sit up, so she lets his arm go and stays laying on the chaise. She reaches behind her reflexively be remembers that Tokunaga isn't exactly in snuggling condition. ...God damnit. Is there at least a pillow around she can sleep with? And shut up, it's a comfort thing! Anise sighs and kind of curls up a little. When he asks her the question, she reaches for his hand and spells again.]


[Which obviously means she isn't. Those nightmares aren't exactly something she can ignore.]

[She eyes his wings wearily and unconsciously reaches out for one, but pulls her hand back before it even gets close to making contact. Hm, maybe she does have some tact after all.]

|D /winnar!

[identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[His flailing and shrieks are the amusing things ever to watch, Asch, you should stick around for the show. The best part of the new game if that it uses the oldschool Yellow version thing where your first pokemon walks behind you and you can "talk" to it. It's...painfully adorable. And hilarious: "Whoa! Asch suddenly started dancing with joy!", "Asch's cheeks are turning rosy!", "Asch is poking at Anise's belly!" That last one made me die. H-He looked so happy about it, too. ;;; ♥

Happy Light is more pain inducing, but sure! But if she goes into Fever Time, you're reimbursing her the twnety-thousand, Mr. Moneybags. That's just cruel and mean and you are a terrible, terrible person. ;__; Engel better be careful she's not taken right from under his nose with her sugary sweetness and good looks! And that's sweet to say, thank you~ If he does that, Anise probably would use bows and ribbons. Zoning out when near a little troll is not a good idea.

/CHOKES

Boooo! And for once, Anise would not miss you. Anise watches him from her ball-like state on the chaise. She pokes her cheeks and smiles softly. "You just need to smile more!" The bed would be a lot more comfortable, but she didn't want to move right now. Especially not when she's distracted by those fluffy wings flapping at her. She gives him s a questioning look first - is it really okay? - before reaching out and brushing her fingertips over the fuzzy, silver fluff. So pretty... Anise is very careful not to poke, prod, or pinch them too much, and just smiles after a while. They were really, really soft! And tickled her fingers a little, too.

It's a moment or two before the image in front of her blurs and Anise swallows a hard lump in her throat, blinking away tears. ...Damn you, you fucking jerk...she's going to miss you so much. Maybe it would've been better if you were mean and bear-like, like the others around here. She wouldn't care are much. At least she has a weak smile on her face, though.]