LIKE WE NEED MORE REDHEADS. Damnit, Sol.

[flamefusion]

[ Have a new Luke, DR. This one's from after Eldrant and was suddenly shipped off to Filgaia, a desert planet somewhere in between Western and sci-fi. ]

[ In either case, he suddenly stops and looks around, because what the hell? This... didn't look like Filgaia. He frown, wings fluffing in annoyance. Now where was he? He had just been running from a pack of bandits, gun over his shoulder, and now he's in this place with... green. He hasn't seen so much green in over a year, just a few trees and patches of grass here and there. Nothing really grew well in the poor, rocky soil on Filgaia. So he'll just find a spot by a tree and sit down underneath, one knee drawn to his chest and Rudia, his shotgun, leaning against it. ]

This sucks. At least I'm not being chased, anymore... [ And hey, this was kind of nice. He could almost take a nap here... ]

Comments

It's only slightly. I can see it. :| Wow, nice logic.

[flamefusion]

Oh... All ri--HEY.

[ He's got a fork and he's not afraid to use it. 8| ] Jerk... [ And he'll just go back to his meal and finish it off. Aah~ That was so good. ;^; ]

... Want me to do the dishes for you? I feel weird not paying you... [ Because he's assuming this is free. Fufufu... Asch can demand "payment." LOL ]

.../stares. I guess it is a bit shorter. :|a And shut up. B|

[engel]

[ Snickering behind his hand. You're so easy to troll, replica. B) And he hardly fears your dinky tines. Silverware isn't the most intimidating weaponry around, unless it happens to be the size of the ones from Keterburg. ] Quite.

[ He seems pleased enough that Luke is content, though the question makes him blink. Polite drecks still surprise him on occasion. ] ...if you wish. You do know how to, correct? [ l-lmao. THIS ISN'T THAT KIND OF CAFE, LUKE. No maids' outfits here! ]

Told you. No.

[flamefusion]

[ Sh-Shut up! Jerk! He'll be taking a mild, threatening stab with his fork at him, though not really intending to cause harm. So he'll stab the last piece of his chicken, instead. Can we say hissy fit? ]

[ But it only lasts a few seconds. ] All right. I'll--... I'm not that inept, Asch. [ I HAVE A MUSE WHO DOES RUN THAT KIND OF CAFE. Luke in a maid outfit is sexy. Mm, stockings... ]

You're just jealous.

[engel]

[ Asch dodges the attack and parries with his own knife, grinning all the while. Why so pouty, replica~? ]

I never said you were, now did I? Merely that given your nature and status, learning how to do mundane kitchen chores might not have been part of your education. [ ASKLDFJAL OH YULIA. Sad thing is I agree whole-heartedly... ]

No, I'm not. 8|;;; I don't want to be that dumb.

[flamefusion]

[ A grin? Whoa. But Luke's still going to take a stab at him with the fork. Parry this, Asch! Except now he's grinning, too, because of how stupid this is. /Meaning of Birth, go! ]

Y-Yeah, well... It'd be like you to say something like that. [ Huffy. ... And yes, asextherapist. Manga download should be in there somewhere. |Db;;;; Do want. ... ENGEL, MAKE FLAME PAY YOU BACK FOR THE MEALS AND MAKE HIM WEAR A MAID OUTFIT. PLEASE. ]

[engel]

[ Don't get cocky, dreck! He'll jab his fork into the attack, taking the opportunity to rap Luke's knuckles with the flat side of his knife. /most epic battle ever! ]

Would you prefer that I revert back to belittling you ever other sentence? [ ...l-lol. That.. is very very disturbing, just so you know. XDb;; B-BUT ENGEL'S BRAIN WOULD PROBABLY BREAK AT THE SUGGESTION ALONE. AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A MAID'S OUTFIT. though I guess there could be some leftover uniforms from the last owner of the building... ]

... Late tag is ridiculously late.

[flamefusion]

[ OW DAMNIT. ]

... No, not really. I like this better. [ KAIN'S A GLITTERFAG, STFU. yessssss... ]