Calling all you hero-type characters! ...and everyone else!

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Dozens and dozens or strange letters have appeared all over the place! Why don't you pick one up and have a read?]

ATTENTION CITIZENS.

I HAVE KIDNAPPED YOUR FON MASTER PRINCESS.

If you wish to see your beloved Fon Master Princess again, you must come to the highest highest room in the tallest tower of the cathedral my castle. However, should you hope to get there in time, you must first face these three challenges!

You must navigate through the corn field never-ending maze!

Vanquish my nameless stunt doubles army of minions!

And finally, face off against me a ferocious dragon!

Time is short and your Fon Master Princess is not long for this world, should you fail!

[Incidentally, the very person responsible is also the very person tacking these up around town. He doesn't look quite like himself, dressed in dark evil-looking robes, but he's not really acting like himself either. If you don't decide to beat an answer out of him then and there, the back of each letter has a map illustrating the location of the... er, princess.]


[[ooc: This is something ridiculous for you all! Thread-hopping is encouraged (because who wants to talk to just Mohs; he's a creeper). Also, feel free to just react to whatever the hell is going on, skip to any challenge, or try and rescue your Fon Master princess from the evil Mohs dragon! You can take this seriously or go for crack; I'll respond with whatever~]]

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ffff, epic♥

[femme-master.livejournal.com]

[Ionna picked up one of the papers curiously, reading it over before looking confused.]

This is strange...I wonder if Anise knows about this...

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[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[As a matter of fact keywords could actually apply here. Since when was his princess really a princess?]

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[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

You...! How did you escape all on your own!?

[femme-master.livejournal.com]

[Since this mun thought a gender switch would be awesome~

Ionna's eyes widened in fear as she backed away from the man.]

I-I've been wandering around though...

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[And this mun's brain just exploded at the thought of a female Mohs.]

[Mohs is stepping closer. What's that gleam in his eye? He's up to something!]

It's no matter. I'll just have to lock you back up, then...

[femme-master.livejournal.com]

[That...I have to words for that other than disturbing.

Ionna stepped back some more, almost tripping and falling backwards as her foot caught against some of the papers left on the ground.]

I-I don't think I'm your princess...

THREADJACK'D!

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[Okay, Anise has to admit she almost laughed her tiny pigtails off reading these notes scattered around the city, scrunching up the one she picked up into a ball and tossing it carelessly over her shoulder. Honestly, that was a pitiful joke for whoever thought it up.

But, as she turned around the corner and spotted Ion being assaulted by a strange, cloaked figure, Anise immediately snapped to action. Not even bothering with Tokunaga - it was an impulse, shut up - she rushed forward and jumped the perpetrator.]

HEY! YOU GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ION!!

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[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[A large, creepy hand is reaching out and running large, creepy fingers through the female Fon Master's hair. Creepily.]

Maybe you are, maybe you aren't, but you'll certainly make a suitable substitu-

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[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Someone just got jumped!]

ARGH! What is this...!? Get off!!

Hide ur kidz, hide ur wife~

[femme-master.livejournal.com]

[OH SWEET LORELEI! Poor girl was frozen in her tracks before a familiar face arrived to save her like a knight in shining armor~ Meanwhile she'll be sinking to the floor shaking with fear now.

A-Anise?

Just letting you know you rule the net for this. |Db

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[Brb, wrestling this punk who tried to make off with Anise's princess Fon Master. She growls like some kind of wild animal, pulling, hitting, and just trying to incapacitate this guy as much as she could.

Mohs, you are so luck you're wearing a cloak. If Anise saw it was really you making off with Ion....man, there would be no pity at all.]

What are you doing, Ion?! Get out of here!! I'll hold this moron off! Run!

<3

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[This is Mohs. This is Mohs, who is an old man, who is really incapable of much of anything, who is currently having his ass kicked by a little girl. He's flailing to try and knock the little guardian off, but unfortunately, his cloak seems to restrict his own movements as much as it hides his identity!]

[femme-master.livejournal.com]

[Creeper...touching...her...so gross. It takes her a moment to snap out of her shock before she called out to the pig-tailed girl that saved her...So looked so similar to the boy she knew back home. Perhaps she was like how that other lady was to Tear? Finding her feet again, she stood up, looking rather worried.]

I'm ok! Please don't hurt yourself over me!

vhhcs sorry for slow tags, I have a bazillion right now. ;;

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[Anise usually would note the longer hair and stuff on Ion, but she's a little preoccupied right now. Mohs' flailing isn't enough to injure her, thankfully, but it does make her slipp off the man enough to get dumped on her rear. Even so, she's still got a handful of his cloak in her arms upon falling.]

Ow! You bastard, I'm gonna kill you!!

No worries! <3 Also: 1/3

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Oh no, not only is the little girl very, very angry, she's pulled away his disguise! He's been revealed! He's...!]

I AM NOT SORRY

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

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[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Just kidding.]

Foolish girl! You don't know who you're dealing with!!

[He stands there, pointing down at her dramatically for a few moments, before turning and running away as if his very life depended on it! Of course, he only gets a few feet away before he has to slow to a walk, seeing as he is pretty old and not exactly in the prime of physical health.]

[And then he trips and falls on his face for good measure. Today is clearly not a good day to be a super villain.]

fff♥♥♥ Take your time with tags Anise-mun!

[femme-master.livejournal.com]

[Just..this expression. It really does sum it up for her.

The girl quickly knelt at the other's side, looking between a mix of worried and thankful.]

Are you ok? He didn't hurt you did he?

Thank yooou. My other com's having an event so yeah. @o;

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[As soon as the cloak comes off and Anise sees who it is, she freezes. Then her face twists into one of disgust, hatred, and absolute fury.]

You! [She's tempted to go after him, but...yeah. Fail. Anise just gives Moh's retreating form a wry look, much like her icon, and turns back to Io--...hello, melons long hair. Though she's one to talk. This Anise has a new haircut (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0cq9urQNP1qa6wno.jpg) as well.]

Boo, Ion, worry about yourself, first! I'm fine. Did that creepy jerk do anything to you? And, uh...when'd you grow your hair out?

Last Mohs' tag in this thread until he's needed again~ He has a castle to guard poorly, you know!

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[MEANWHILE.]

[WHY IS HE STILL HERE.]

[WHY IS HE STILL HERE.]

Fine! Fine! I don't need you! I don't need any of you! I already have a Princess!

[And here is where he makes his exit for now, grumbling all the way!]

ohmygod are you who I think you are |D you are, aren't youuuu 8D

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[Winged!Anise tends to wander in and out of this place. This suits her just fine because Luceti can get really exhausting and annoying and creepy and just horrible sometimes, okay.]

[But she spies one of those flyers tacked around. She pulls one down, reads it once and rolls her eyes because who puts a map at the back of a ransom note? What.]

[STILL this doesn't mean she isn't going to be seen atop Tokunaga, racing for the castle in question! DON'T WORRY ION, YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR (and trusty steed) ARE COMING TO SAVE THE DAY]

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

[Luke reads the letter, brow raised.] ...What idiot was dumb enought to do this?

[femme-master.livejournal.com]

[The girl watched as the man retreated, looking very much relieved as she turned her attention back to the girl who resembled her friend back at home.

Well he touched my hair in a weird way but that's about it, he didn't hurt me at all.

[ She then gave Anise a curious look.]

Ah, I've always had my hair grown out. Does it look strange to you?

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[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[THIS IDIOT.]

2/3 I LIED I LIKE SPAM

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[By which I mean, this guy.]