Calling all you hero-type characters! ...and everyone else!

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Dozens and dozens or strange letters have appeared all over the place! Why don't you pick one up and have a read?]

ATTENTION CITIZENS.

I HAVE KIDNAPPED YOUR FON MASTER PRINCESS.

If you wish to see your beloved Fon Master Princess again, you must come to the highest highest room in the tallest tower of the cathedral my castle. However, should you hope to get there in time, you must first face these three challenges!

You must navigate through the corn field never-ending maze!

Vanquish my nameless stunt doubles army of minions!

And finally, face off against me a ferocious dragon!

Time is short and your Fon Master Princess is not long for this world, should you fail!

[Incidentally, the very person responsible is also the very person tacking these up around town. He doesn't look quite like himself, dressed in dark evil-looking robes, but he's not really acting like himself either. If you don't decide to beat an answer out of him then and there, the back of each letter has a map illustrating the location of the... er, princess.]


[[ooc: This is something ridiculous for you all! Thread-hopping is encouraged (because who wants to talk to just Mohs; he's a creeper). Also, feel free to just react to whatever the hell is going on, skip to any challenge, or try and rescue your Fon Master princess from the evil Mohs dragon! You can take this seriously or go for crack; I'll respond with whatever~]]

Comments

ffff, epic♥

[femme-master.livejournal.com]

[Ionna picked up one of the papers curiously, reading it over before looking confused.]

This is strange...I wonder if Anise knows about this...

1/2

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[As a matter of fact keywords could actually apply here. Since when was his princess really a princess?]

2/2

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

You...! How did you escape all on your own!?

ohmygod are you who I think you are |D you are, aren't youuuu 8D

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[Winged!Anise tends to wander in and out of this place. This suits her just fine because Luceti can get really exhausting and annoying and creepy and just horrible sometimes, okay.]

[But she spies one of those flyers tacked around. She pulls one down, reads it once and rolls her eyes because who puts a map at the back of a ransom note? What.]

[STILL this doesn't mean she isn't going to be seen atop Tokunaga, racing for the castle in question! DON'T WORRY ION, YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR (and trusty steed) ARE COMING TO SAVE THE DAY]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM SO SECRETIVE YOU DON'T EVEN KNO- I mean, hi~ Also: 1/4

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[FIRST YOU MUST COMPLETE THE THREE TASKS. ARE YOU PREPARED, ANISE?]

[Behold, the never-ending maze!]

2/4

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

3/4

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[...which is actually just a corn field. And it's not even set up like a maze! Hell, the corn has only just started sprouting, so it's not even 3 inches tall! To be fair, it did take him at least a week just to get the stuff planted. He didn't really take into consideration how long it'd take to grow.]

[BUT THE SECOND CHALLENGE IS TOTALLY THE REAL DEAL.]

4/4

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[There is an army (read: 3) of warriers dressed in steel armor and wielding swords. They certainly look serious!]

[They'd probably be more menacing if it wasn't taking them all of 5 seconds just to take a few steps forward. That armor is hard to move in, you know?]

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

[Luke reads the letter, brow raised.] ...What idiot was dumb enought to do this?

1/2

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[THIS IDIOT.]

2/3 I LIED I LIKE SPAM

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[By which I mean, this guy.]

3/3

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[He was just tacking a few more on a nearby sign post when he spots the red-head! He then proceeds to flail for a moment before hiding behind said sign post. The post is only a few inches thick, though, so it doesn't do much good.]

[At least that cloak makes him a little harder to recognize!]

THIS IS SO EPIC I DON'T EVEN

[foniclight]

[Luke's just innocently walking through the place when OMG SUDDENLY PAPER ATTACKED. He pulled off the paper that blew right onto his face and read it.]

[And his face became more and more like his icon the more he read.] ... Seriously? What the hell...

<3!

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Will you rescue your princess, Luke?]

[Look ahead. The castle is right before you. How did it suddenly get there? Who knows. But what you do know is that your princess awaits his knight in shining armor to rescue him...!]

[Look again. Suddenly, there is shining armor floating before you. It was made just for you.]

BRB TROLLING

[telefononhold.livejournal.com]

[HEY MOHS. LOOK AT ORIGINAL!ION. NOW LOOK AT YOUR FLYER. NOW BACK TO ION. NOW BACK TO YOUR FLYER. NOW BACK TO ION. this yo princess? ~nobody knows~]

What are you doing?

[why no your pretty princess FON MASTER former hasn't read the flyer yet]

HEY THAT'S MY JOB I mean 1/2

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

2/2

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

How on Auldrant did you escape!?

[endwithasong.livejournal.com]

[Watches.]

1/idk a million

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Watched.]

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[!]

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[OH GOODNESS OH GOODNESS IT'S YULIA JUE OUR SCORE'S CREATOR JHGTJHKJMBFR]

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[HOW DO I GREET HER I AM NOT WORTHY OH MY DEAREST QUEEN did I mention Yulia is his Queen? He's going to think she's a Queen. He may or may not have lost his marbles. OH YULIA~]

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[I MUST PUT ON MY BEST FACE.]

dsajhjafjhsd lmfao

[oneand0.livejournal.com]

What...the hell?

[of course once he realizes it's about his precious Ion, you're going down.

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Hey Luke. Luke. There is a creeper in a dark cloak walking past you carrying a stack of these papers.]

[Oh, and by the way, he's wearing Ion's big and important necklace. HOW SUSPICIOUS.]

1/2 couldn't help myself >>

[melodyoftheabyss]

[ Just this face for a moment. ]

2/3 okay I lied.

[melodyoftheabyss]

[ What the heck did she walk in on? ]