A new crossover spawn approaches!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Yes, there are quite a few Lukes around. They're easy to spot: red hair, derptastic, rich clothes, ect. Unfortunately, this particular "Luke" only has one of those covered, that being an absolute derp. This one, interestingly enough, is wearing a Malkuth lieutenant's uniform... and has pink hair.]

Father? Colonel Curtiss? C'mon, this isn't funny anymore!

[And like most newcomers... he has no idea what the hell is going on. Have fun!]



[[ooc: So, yes, another Bleach/Abyss crossover Luke. This one was raised by Szayel after he was saved from Hell by Lorelei. They ended up in Malkuth where Szayel eventually joined the army and became bffs with Jade. The world promptly ends. Lucato (as Szayel names him) follows in papaspada's shoes. So, enjoy the wtfness that is to ensue.]]

Comments

...duh, it's Fric. <3

[cottoncandyjr]

Uh... I just said he did...

...I'll get out my iron-plated stomach. <<b

[mixolydianmode]

Then you're a liar.

[ BELIEVES THIS DOWN TO CORE. ]

Just post already before I eat you. XDDD

[cottoncandyjr]

Better a liar than assuming I'm the same as someone else.

IDK WHAT TO POST XD;;

[mixolydianmode]

[ GRUMBLEGRUMBLE ]

...okay, so that was kinda stupid. But you're weird by even this place's standards!

I'M GETTING THAT WAY TOO MUCH. *SOBS FOREVER* This is why I didn't want to post. :|

[cottoncandyjr]

How am I weird? I'm just... me!

[Poor Luca; he's never going to get a straight answer from anyone.]

LIFE IS SUCKING OUR CREATIVITY OUT DX

[mixolydianmode]

See my hair? [ Tugs at his own bangs. ] This is the color yours would normally be!

[ Luca's asking all the wrong questions~ ]

NOOOOOO *shoves it back in*

[cottoncandyjr]

Yeah, so? It's not like red hair is rare...

YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE HOOVER

[mixolydianmode]

You gotta be kidding! It's a Kimlascan royal thing!

...fuck. >>;

[cottoncandyjr]

Yeah right... it can't be just restricted to one family. I mean, look at Arietta; she has pink hair, but she's not related to my father.

we're screwed. <__<;;

[mixolydianmode]

Why not? She could be a distant cousin and you'd never know it.

And not doing any screwing. :<

[cottoncandyjr]

I doubt it. Dad isn't from Hod.

BECAUSE I CAN'T GET IT UP 8(

[mixolydianmode]

Then maybe one of her relatives moved to Malkuth a while back. That'd explain everything!

TAKE A VIAGRA

[cottoncandyjr]

Now you're just grasping at straws.

VANAGRA?

[mixolydianmode]

You are a straw. [ Lame comeback is lame, but so is Luke. ]

FFFFFFFFFF

[cottoncandyjr]

And, again, you're not making sense.

..that's a scary thought, now that I think about it.

[mixolydianmode]

Okay, lemma try to get this through to you: you. Are me. In a way. Look at how our hair flops!

Not as scary as Aporraga.

[cottoncandyjr]

There's no way that I could be you. What proof do you have other than 'our hair flops'.

...Lady Aporro the controversial singer?

[mixolydianmode]

[ INNER LUKE UP THERE. GDIT, are all his shorter-haired selves this stupid?? ]

...your favorite food is chicken and shrimp, you hate carrots, milk, all fish, and a bunch of other things!

Now all I see is Szayel in high heels singing on stage.

[cottoncandyjr]

[...well, that's... creepy...]

Well, sure, but I still eat the stuff.

It would give me an excuse to draw him in thigh highs again. 8'D

[mixolydianmode]

[ Finally. ]

No surprise there. Bet Jade threatened to skewer you or something. Okay, don't believe me. You'll be the one looking like an idiot when somebody proves you wrong.

FFFFFFF YOU TERRIBLE PERSON YOU. ilu <3

[cottoncandyjr]

No, father did.

And of course I don't believe you. Who would?

|DD I'm good at it. <3

[mixolydianmode]

Don't think I'd ever want to meet him.

Who'd believe that there's anyone Jade could be friends with? That sounds plain stupid!

XD

[cottoncandyjr]

With your attitude, you wouldn't want to.

Well, father and Jade think alike... and they both have glasses!

[mixolydianmode]

I don't have an attitude!

...y'know, glasses have nothing to do with it. He hates that Dist guy and he wears glasses too.

[ He's not even touching the fact Jade and Szayel think alike. That's plain scary. ]

[cottoncandyjr]

If you say so...

Let's... not talk about Dist. He makes dad look normal.