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A new crossover spawn approaches!

[Yes, there are quite a few Lukes around. They're easy to spot: red hair, derptastic, rich clothes, ect. Unfortunately, this particular "Luke" only has one of those covered, that being an absolute derp. This one, interestingly enough, is wearing a Malkuth lieutenant's uniform... and has pink hair.]

Father? Colonel Curtiss? C'mon, this isn't funny anymore!

[And like most newcomers... he has no idea what the hell is going on. Have fun!]

[[ooc: So, yes, another Bleach/Abyss crossover Luke. This one was raised by Szayel after he was saved from Hell by Lorelei. They ended up in Malkuth where Szayel eventually joined the army and became bffs with Jade. ~~The world promptly ends.~~ Lucato (as Szayel names him) follows in papaspada's shoes. So, enjoy the wtfness that is to ensue.]]

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But you're not the same person I know. You look...a lot like him, but you said you aren't, so how can I be sure you really are real, and not some kind of weird hallucination or something?

Look, I'm sorry I'm not your 'Luke', but that doesn't make me any less real.

Unless you can prove it, or explain this weird place a little more, then I'm just going to keep thinking Natalia cooked again and forced us to eat it - resulting in the wackiest dream I've ever had.

Who's Natalia?

Wha--oh, come on! Princess Natalia of the kingdom of Kimlasca-Lanvaldear?! Jeez, what kind of soldier are you, if you even are one, if you don't even know that name?!

Even I know it and I'm not from Kimlasca or Malkuth!

Oh, her... I've never heard of the Kimlascan princess being referred to so informally, that's all.

W-Well, she and I are friends! And she kinda told us not to call her the princess when we first met, too, so we called her Natalia. Boo, she was really bossy back then actually...

[Everyone came such long ways since they started their journey. ...Geez, now she's getting all sappy and nostalgic. Reigning in her emotions, Anise puts on a straight face.]

So, what else did this other me say? Anything about this place?

Oh... I guess I understand.

[He paused a moment, frowning.]

Um... not much, really. I was more concerned about the fact that she was from Daath and not one of the Dark Wings.

...And you didn't think to ask where the hell you were, how you got here, or anything else like that once you figured out she wasn't who you thought she was?

[Just. This face.]

[...he knew he forgot to do something.]

Uh... no?

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[...Facepalm. Some things never change.]

Jeez... How did you become a soldier?!

[Luca grinned sheepishly.]

I'm usually not so... dense?

[Okay that? That makes Anise snort. 'Not so dense' her right pigtail. But she's still going to take Luca's wrist firmly and attempt to drag him off...somewhere.]

Right. Come on, my toes are getting cold and I see a place where we can eat. You have a place to sleep tonight? There's an inn a few blocks down and a lot of houses that don't have people living in them, I think.

[B-but he totally isn't that dense! Usually...]

B-but...! A-are you sure that's okay?!

Boooo, if no one's living there, then I say take it! There's nothing cheaper than free. ♥ [And yes, you are still being dragged. Resistence is futile.] And you can't tell me you're not hungry and wanna get out of the cold! I can even cook you something, too! You, uh...you like chicken, right?

[Because you look like Luke and Luke loves chicken. Yes, that is Anise's reasoning and she is sticking with it.]

[PINGED BY CHICKEN]

Oh, yeah!

[Luca, you are so cute, Anise loves you already. She is also looking around for somewhere to actually cook in. Hm...maybe she can bribe the innkeeper at the place she was staying at to use the kitchen. She did have a good amount of gald on her.]

Okay! I promise you won't taste anything better than my cooking!

[Oh hell yes! Great food!]

Good, because dad can't cook to save his life.

[...How have you survived this long, Luca.]

Uh, w-well, I promise it'll be really good! Here, this should be it. I just have to make sure I can borrow the kitchen for a little bit. [She takes Luca into the inn where she and

claim_my_place had stayed, moving toward the kitchen with him in tow.]

[...he's cute and Szayel can't help but love him?]

[Luca practically trotted behind her, a big grin on his face. Oh man, real food! He almost hoped the real Anise was this awesome.]

[...That is certainly a good excuse. Cute redheads can get away with so much.

As they enter the kitchen, Anise has to use her feminine wiles* on the innkeeper before she can get to work. Once that's taken care of, she gathers the ingredients and begins cooking. Ah, doesn't that smell just wonderful~? The smell of actual food!]

You can sit down somewhere if you want, it might take a little bit!

[*threatening with various, sharp, kitchen items.]

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[...Luca just watches the threatening, not quite sure how to take it. He quickly forgets about it, though. Food first.]

I can't wait~

[Well, you're going to have to, Luca. Thankfully, it's not horribly long. While the chicken cooks, Anise does other things with some fresh veggies. No carrots, Luke hated those...but did this one? Well, he liked chicken... Better not chance it. Putting the veggies to steam, she goes back to the chicken and adds a bit of spices and finishing touches.

Once it's finally finished, Anise bids Luke to sit and holds out a plate of lemon garlic chicken (http://www.laaloosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lemon-garlic-chicken-.jpg) for him before going to get some cutlery.]

Want anything to drink--oh, right...you're not old enough for alcohol, right? I can get you water instead!

[The kitchen staff, meanwhile, is gazing in awe, and some with muted jealously, at that dish. H-How could a kid like this...?]

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A new crossover spawn approaches!

He gets it from his mama. |D

Szayel objects to that. :|

Housewife Szayel? 8'Da

Well, he did have to raise Luke...

...if diapers were involved, I'm going to laugh so hard.

FFFFFFF, no, just penis grabbing.

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I really need to finish that second chapter. XDDD

Yes you do. :|

I just did. XD I'll be uploading later.

I saw it! xD And I laughed so hard. <3

Hee~ <33

Baby Luke is so precious~ A-And so evil...

Szayel's a bad influence. XD

Yes, there's that. |D;

Of course~ XD

At least he kept his adorkableness. <3

Of course... which is amazing, considering. XD

This...is very true. 8|a

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