Just voice testing a bit.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Naturally, when you hear that particular Luke whine currently coming out of one long-haired brat, you have to wonder where the cheese is.]

[Bad jokes aside, Luke is currently flailing and having an outright hissy fit of epic proportions. What do you do?]

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[fononfailure]

[ BEAT IT WITH A STICK. ]

[ Or just watch with a bored expression, because damn kid, you've got a mouth on you. ]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[TROLL-TIEMZ!]

My, my, Evil Noble, did you eat more bugs than usual?

[Yeah, AU Evil Fonist Not-Jade doesn't know who Luke is. Tough luck, dreck.]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Aw, but the stick would have been funny!]

[Either way, Luke takes notice. CUE DRAMATIC POINT!]

You got a problem!?

[fononfailure]

[ Maybe if he keeps being stupid! ]

I've got plenty, but none with you unless you keep shouting.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[...okay, that level of creepy!Jade gets Luke to stop really fast. Luke let out an awkward noise, jerking back a foot or two.]

Uh... Jade...?

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[WOULD EVERYONE STOP CALLING HIM THAT. ):< ]

Are you not the Evil Noble?

(1/3)

[guykaiser]

[It's probably not the kind of talent he'd ever admit to, but Guy would know that whine anywhere. Whether he's proud of that or not is debatable.]

[guykaiser]

[Of course, recognizing that whine means...

Guy's head drops a bit and he lets out a slightly awkward sigh.]

[guykaiser]

[And he's right into best friend mode.] Luke? What's wrong?

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[That can be arranged!]

Then go away!

[HANDWAVE; you are dismissed, peon.]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[...Evil Noble?]

Do I look evil to you?

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Luke perks up slightly. Only slightly; it is just Guy, after all.]

Guuuuuuuuy. [Special whine, just for you.] I saw the worst thing ever!

[fononfailure]

[ DAMN MAN, were they really the same person?! No wonder Asch had ideas about replica skewers. ]

Hmmmmmm, no. I'd rather hang around and see what's got Mister Fancypants' panties in a wad.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[...a confused pause.]

Who's Mr. Fancypants?

[guykaiser]

[It really says something that he's doesn't even blink at the special whine and, instead, just gives Luke that kind smile of his.] Come on, it can't have been that bad; what was it?

[fononfailure]

...

[ SNERK. See this finger? It's just like the one you were jabbing a moment ago. ]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

You look like you always do. As if Dr Reaper had forced you into one of his frilly pink suits again.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

...

[Processing... processing...]

...

[DING!]

HEY!

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

Frilly pink... Dr. Reaper...

What?!

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

I... I saw me... but it wasn't me...

[WIBBLE]

[fononfailure]

[ CUE APPLAUSE. ]

Well, whatever. Why're you acting like an overgrown child?

[guykaiser]

[Oh.

Oh.] Luke...

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[grumblegrumbleGLARE]

I saw somethin' weird.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

W-what?

[fononfailure]

[ Resisting the urge to ask "You looked in the mirror?" ]

What kinda of weird are we talking about? Plenty of odd things happen here.