The apocalypse is nigh!

[mieudesuno.livejournal.com]

Asch agreeing to a drink with Emperor Peony? Luke studying more or less willingly? Asch chuckling? Uncle Jade?

It would appear Abyss Dressing Room has inexplicably stumbled upon the four signs of the apocalypse. This must explain why there is suddenly a horde of monsters poised to attack. Redheads! Denizens! Defend your nexus!

...Just be careful with those artes. Looks like the apocalypse is a lot fuzzier and noisier than anticipated. As such, every arte used spawns at least two dozen cheagles. And Mystic Artes spawn about fifty.

Good luck. And welcome to Luke's Asch's anyone who isn't Tear or Ion's hell.

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[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

[meanwhile, away from the monster attack, Metalhead's in the kitchen (what else is new), witha broom in hand, swatting at the cheagles that had managed to find their way into the cupboards and fridge, and are now eating away at the food.]

Get out, you dumb rodents!

[fononfailure]

[ ...seriously, Asch? Keep it up and people will start calling you Cinderella. ]

I don't think they're rodents...

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

[well! it's not like she knows how to use a sword!!]

They're annoying, and they're in here eating food. They're rodents.

[fononfailure]

[ We're signing you up for self-defense classes, missy! ]

They also happen to be sacred. I'm pretty sure that smacking them will bring a curse down on you.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

[b-but she doesn't wanna!!]

I don't care, they need to get out, now!

[fononfailure]

[ It's a good excuse for coming over and visiting the family! ]

You could, uh, try talking to them? [ She doesn't just want to see Asch go "Mieu~". Really. ]

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

[whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

...Have you gone insane?

[fononfailure]

[ D-don't you want to see her kiddo?! ;; ]

...no more than usual? They can understand human speech!

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

[..... dammit, it's super effective!]

What.

[fononfailure]

[ :DDD Uncle Asch! ♥ ...er, Auntie Aschley! ]

They made a pact with Yulia two-thousand years ago.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

[SOOOOOOOB]

Uh.

[sure doesn't mean anything to Asch]

[fononfailure]

[ At least your name doesn't mean 'Light of the Flamboyant Flamingo'? ]

...oh yeah. Long story short, Yulia saved our world and she was fond of cheagles -- those things. So they're sacred and can communicate with humans.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

[this face. forever.]

[fononfailure]

[ Careful, it might freeze that way. ]

...okay, so they need the Sorcerer's Ring. Guess we'll have to stick with shooing them out as gently as possible.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

Good luck with that.

[fononfailure]

Don't you dare hurt them! They could be family to one of my friends!

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

[yup. Asch thinks you've finally lost it, Luke.]

[fononfailure]

[ Ignoring how ridiculous that sounds, don't you remember all the crazy-fun times we had together, plotting to torture people? ]

...guess you need to meet Mieu still. He's a cheagle, same as them.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

[well that's different]

... Right. However, they're still rodents, and they're still in my kitchen.

[fononfailure]

[ Oh yeah. You divorced your other self, didn't you. ]

We could get them some grasses, since that's their normal food. They're probably confused about being here and don't know where to look.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

[LOL yes]

...Well, if it'll work.

[fononfailure]

[ SOB. It's so hard to find sadistic friends these days. ]

It should. Cheagles aren't usually destructive.