The apocalypse is nigh!

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Asch agreeing to a drink with Emperor Peony? Luke studying more or less willingly? Asch chuckling? Uncle Jade?

It would appear Abyss Dressing Room has inexplicably stumbled upon the four signs of the apocalypse. This must explain why there is suddenly a horde of monsters poised to attack. Redheads! Denizens! Defend your nexus!

...Just be careful with those artes. Looks like the apocalypse is a lot fuzzier and noisier than anticipated. As such, every arte used spawns at least two dozen cheagles. And Mystic Artes spawn about fifty.

Good luck. And welcome to Luke's Asch's anyone who isn't Tear or Ion's hell.

Comments

[hymnotic]

Huh? [ Look, it's years later, but Luke is still a little inexperienced in the ways of the world, so he doesn't quite get the implication of the half-asked question. ]

[prismshards]

You two are an item, right? So I thought you might know what it's like to... [ Then they're both about on the same level, as he's making a vague gesture with both hands that may or may not be indicative of more risque activities. ]

[hymnotic]

[ Luke blinks in confusion. Really, he doesn't get it. ] To...?

[prismshards]

[ They're a new show: Derp and Derpier. Luke makes one last attempt at communicating his question by placing thumb and forefinger together, then putting his other forefinger through the hole. Sad part is, he's not asking what most would assume. ]

[hymnotic]

[ Luke turns a brilliant shade of red at that gesture; what the hell else could he be asking about?! ] N-no, we haven't done anything like that!

[prismshards]

[ Other orifices and what goes in them, of course! Not that he realizes there's more two people can do, so Luke's reaction startles him into flailing. He just doesn't know what to call it! ] S..sorry! I knew I shouldn't have asked, but Guy said it was a token of affection between lovers...

[hymnotic]

That is way more than just a token of affection... j-jeez... the most we've ever done is...

[prismshards]

E-eh? Even if Guy sucks with girls, I thought he'd know... Hm? Done what...? [ Good job, Luke, you've made him curious. ]

[hymnotic]

...

[prismshards]

...o-oh, I'm sorry! It's none of my business! Forget I even brought it up!

[hymnotic]

The most we've done is kissed...

[prismshards]

Y..yeah? But not like...? [ There's that wiggly motion with his fingers again. No, he hasn't a clue that french kissing has a name. ]

[hymnotic]

Th-that's... [ He still thinks his other self means sex, lol. ]

[prismshards]

[ A couple of geniuses they are, rofl. ] Ah, I couldn't help wondering if it tasted the same when you mentioned you and Asch...

[hymnotic]

T-taste...?

[prismshards]

Y..yeah, if it's like when you lick your fingers or whatever...

[hymnotic]

[ Luke, you're making it worse. ]

[prismshards]

[ Well, they should have known they failed at communication. ] Since we're Asch's replica...

[hymnotic]

That's... that's...

[prismshards]

[ And he's back to flailing again, sure that his other self must think him a creeper. ] Too personal, I know. I shouldn't have asked and I'm sorry... I-I didn't mean to pry!

[hymnotic]

I just... wh-why would you ask something like that?

[prismshards]

You mentioned Asch being your boyfriend and I got to wondering what it was like and how an Asch I knew didn't mind the taste and I've never kissed anyone before and-- and-- [ Better stop him before he keeps rambling forever. ]

[hymnotic]

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Wait, what?

[prismshards]

...eh? "What" what?

[hymnotic]

You... you just meant kissing?