The apocalypse is nigh!

[mieudesuno.livejournal.com]

Asch agreeing to a drink with Emperor Peony? Luke studying more or less willingly? Asch chuckling? Uncle Jade?

It would appear Abyss Dressing Room has inexplicably stumbled upon the four signs of the apocalypse. This must explain why there is suddenly a horde of monsters poised to attack. Redheads! Denizens! Defend your nexus!

...Just be careful with those artes. Looks like the apocalypse is a lot fuzzier and noisier than anticipated. As such, every arte used spawns at least two dozen cheagles. And Mystic Artes spawn about fifty.

Good luck. And welcome to Luke's Asch's anyone who isn't Tear or Ion's hell.

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[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Doije begins to stir and groan at Red's yelling. The cheagle lets out an indignant little squeak as its sleep is disturbed.]

[Compulsory moral of the week: don't shout too loudly! Stay tuned for the next episode!]

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[...ohshit. Luke clamped up, trying to dig himself out of the cheagle pile. Hey, it wouldn't matter if he tossed them on Doije, right?]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[There's definitely some stirring and groaning coming from not-Jade now.]

[Waking up in 3...2....]

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[Ohshi--]

[SHOVE]

[Enjoy the cheagles, Doije. They're on the house. Red will just be running like a bat out of Hell now.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Boing, boing, boing~ Doije's definitely up now, and definitely pissed off!]

[And here, things take a turn for the worse as he runs a cheagle through with his spear, unnervingly calm.]

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[Red would probably be freaked out right now if he wasn't running like hell. Good luck catching him, Doije.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Red, you heartless bastard. Do you hear the terrified mieus of those cheagles as they're ruthlessly slaughtered?

Do you?]

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[Well, yeah...]

[...and he's cool with that. Seriously, dealing with Black when she finds out is preferable to going after you on his own.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Such a coward, yes you are~ In any case, Jade's finished with the cheagles. Now he's strolling leisurely along, a small mound of bodies left behind him like something out of a cliched horror movie.]

Red? Come out wherever you are!

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[Oh hell, he recovered quick. brb, hiding behind a building; how the heck is he going to deal with a pissed off Evil Fonist?!]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

Come now, enough with these childish games. You know evil will always triumph.

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[...because good is dumb, and they don't get much dumber than Red, who's just quietly tip-toeing away.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Aha! A movement! Doije leaps forward, and....

WHAT DOES HE FIND?]

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[Doije? Meet cheagle. This move might be familiar.]

FIRE! NOW!

[Cue the MIEEEEEUUUUU accompanied fire ball!]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, and it might have been far more effective if you hadn't announced it for the whole world to hear first.

As it is, Doije just crouches down and rolls forward, trying to trip you up, Mieu fire soaring harmlessly over his head.]

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[ajdflakjsdfskf]

[Cue Red getting turned into a bowling pin. Ouch.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Success! Only not really because Doije is trapped under you lololol]