The apocalypse is nigh!

[mieudesuno.livejournal.com]

Asch agreeing to a drink with Emperor Peony? Luke studying more or less willingly? Asch chuckling? Uncle Jade?

It would appear Abyss Dressing Room has inexplicably stumbled upon the four signs of the apocalypse. This must explain why there is suddenly a horde of monsters poised to attack. Redheads! Denizens! Defend your nexus!

...Just be careful with those artes. Looks like the apocalypse is a lot fuzzier and noisier than anticipated. As such, every arte used spawns at least two dozen cheagles. And Mystic Artes spawn about fifty.

Good luck. And welcome to Luke's Asch's anyone who isn't Tear or Ion's hell.

Comments

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...that would involve finding the perfect girl first, huh?

[fononfailure]

Well, yeah, that much is a given. But pretend you did! What if she wanted to keep her name?

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

That's...her...choice?

[fononfailure]

...you're dodging the main question, Guy. That's cheating.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Grins a little.] It's not cheating as much as...tactics.

[fononfailure]

...

Using what advantages you have counts as being tactical, right? [ One can practically see the devious gears in her mind turning. ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...yes... [That is...never a good look on Luke.]

[fononfailure]

[ Dun dun... Dun dun... ] Well then. [ Scooooots on closer and makes a grab for his collar. ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[FLAILS AWAY AND...

sob.]

Luke, stop that!

[fononfailure]

Hehe... I think the only way you managed to survive all the maids back at the manor was from them having pity on you. You're hard to tease.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

I just...made sure to stay away from them. Far away enough to...manage.

[fononfailure]

...sorry. I always forget how hard it must have been for you.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

I managed fine. [He rolls his eyes.] You apologising... It doesn't ever get less weird. [Teasing, of course.]

[fononfailure]

H-hey! It's no stranger than you being scared of me!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[SIGH. YOU'RE FEMALE, LUKE.]

Yes, yes.

[fononfailure]

[ But foremost, Luke is Luke, and thus something of a derp. ]

And you missed out on meeting yourself as a girl.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...I think I'm going to be happy about that.

[fononfailure]

You would've liked her! She was really nice, and her melons were--! [ Cue Luke cupping her chest to give him an idea of their size. ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...then I think I'm still kind of glad I missed that.

[Thinking about himself as a girl is....wow. That's one hell of a trip.]

[fononfailure]

Spoilsport. This place is really neat, though! You get to meet all kinds of people.

[ It's lucky that Luke is leaving out the fact Guy's female counterpart was married to an Asch who still had the name Luke... He might need a drink after that. ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

All kinds of people...that we already know?

[fononfailure]

...Okay, so that sounds kind of silly, but it's true!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Laughs.]

All right, all right. I'll accept that.

[fononfailure]

Wouldn't do much good to deny it anyway. You'll see soon enough.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...I...guess I will. [Sweatdrop. That so doesn't sound promising.]