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[fononfailure]

[ You might think that today is your very average ordinary day, but you would be wrong. It's a day in which Luke will have no qualms about running your ass over as she hustles about to and fro without regard for anything (or anyone) in her path, a look of mild panic upon her face.

You're welcome to interrupt her, of course, but you had also better watch out if you're on the slow side! You're liable to cause a collision. Because you know it totally wouldn't be her fault. Mmhmm. ]

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[fononfailure]

[ This erratic display of complete and utter uselessness continues on for another five minutes or so, at which point she pauses to consider Asch with a bewildered expression, then starts shoving at his back. ]

No good! You can't be here right now!

[scionofhispower]

Luke...

[fononfailure]

You're hungry, right? Great! I left dinner on the counter for you, so why don't you give it a try? I promise it'll be better than my last attempt! [ This is not working is it. ]

[1/4]

[scionofhispower]

[ Three... ]

[scionofhispower]

[ Two... ]

[scionofhispower]

[ One. ]

[scionofhispower]

Replica!

[fononfailure]

[ oh alsdkfjlsd ]

Erk-- [ At least she's stopped shoving for now. Though the nervous grin is still firmly in place. ] Yeah?

[scionofhispower]

What has gotten into you? [ He wants answers, damnit. ]

[fononfailure]

[ And answers he shall have. Just all the wrong ones. ] Nothing! Everything is perfectly normal! Well, as normal as it gets around here.

[scionofhispower]

[ Too bad for Luke, Asch will not buy these answers; her attempt at evasion fails ] Then explain your behavior.

[fononfailure]

[ That's one disadvantage to having a perceptive original. Or a fairly perceptive one. ] ...too much coffee?

[scionofhispower]

Not buying it.

[fononfailure]

[ Why does Asch have to be so frustrating at times. ] You don't have to. Rent the idea for a while and see if it grows on you.

[scionofhispower]

Luke.

[fononfailure]

I can't tell you just yet.

[scionofhispower]

...

[ Oh, replica, why do you do this? ] What exactly have you done this time?

[fononfailure]

[ It's a special ability few are blessed with. Cue the puzzled look before RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION sets in. She's trying here! ] That's the whole thing! I haven't done anything! [ Is it possible to play telephone with only two people? ]

[1/2]

[scionofhispower]

[ It would probably be a very boring game of telephone... ] Hm...

[scionofhispower]

[ Suddenly, Asch snags her around the waist, pulling her close. ] I really do wonder about that.

[fononfailure]

[ One should never underestimate Fabre genetics. She's still mulling over possible fibs he might believe when the tug unbalances her and she fwumps against his chest. ] Well, if I did, then someone forgot to tell me.

[scionofhispower]

[ He leans in almost dangerously close, his lips right against her ear. ] If that were the case, you wouldn't be trying to keep secrets from me, now, would you?

[fononfailure]

[ Aaaah so much loathing for sneaky methods of coercion. In turn she bends ever so slightly sideways to dodge. ] Not wanting to tell you every little thing doesn't have to mean that I've gone and caused trouble. And it's not a secret, it's a surprise.

[scionofhispower]

[ ooc; Sorry sorry sorry, I'm a derp; it's been hectic around here lately. D: But we have some good news going on and... some more hecticness, lol. ]

Maybe so, but it usually means you've gone and caused trouble. [ He may be trying to piss her off for the hell of it, the world will never know. ] Hm...

[fononfailure]

[ occ: Perfectly alright, you know that! ♥ And I'm glad to hear things are looking up! :'D ]

Well... [ She can't argue with that when it's true, just as she can't begin to really get mad at him for teasing. Hell, she kind of likes it, though that will never be voiced. ] I promise this time I haven't stirred anything up. Let's just say I'm stumped on something.