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abyssdressing2011-06-19 09:55 pm
fononfailure) wrote in abyssdressing2011-06-19 09:55 pm
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[ You might think that today is your very average ordinary day, but you would be wrong. It's a day in which Luke will have no qualms about running your ass over as she hustles about to and fro without regard for anything (or anyone) in her path, a look of mild panic upon her face.
You're welcome to interrupt her, of course, but you had also better watch out if you're on the slow side! You're liable to cause a collision. Because you know it totally wouldn't be her fault. Mmhmm. ]
You're welcome to interrupt her, of course, but you had also better watch out if you're on the slow side! You're liable to cause a collision. Because you know it totally wouldn't be her fault. Mmhmm. ]
5/5
[they kinda needed to talk]
[so he makes the mistake of stepping into the rampaging redhead's path.]
Luke--
[CRASH!]
[And from this day onwards, Jade Curtiss will never again underestimated the speed and strength of a Luke that's racing around like a cheagle who spotted a particularly tasty patch of Yulia Grass.]
/HAS A JADE \8'D/ also, ilu
[ And unlike running into another version of herself, there is a distinct lack of bounce when encountering Jade at a high velocity. So she goes down for the count in less time than it took for her to get from Point A to Point B, her own personal fon belt obscuring her vision. You win this round, Colonel Snarky. ]
Owowow...! Watch where you're going, damn it--
[ Crap. ]
Re: /HAS A JADE \8'D/ also, ilu
[But being Jade, he just smiles cheerfully, as if every bone in his body hadn't just been shattered. Which they hadn't been, but details.]
I believe that applies to you more than it does to me.
[Deck him in the jaw y/y?]
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[ Boy are you going to be in trouble once you hit fifty, Jade. The bone-creaking will keep everyone and their brother up. ]
W-well, you're the one who stepped right into my path!
[ See! She was paying attention somewhat. Not that it helped improve her powers of observation enough to recognize they've met prior to bumping into one another. And Y/Y except she'd hurt her fist... ]
asdadfd so many tagging fails today also ILY \o/
[That's what soundproof walls and elderly centers are for! \o/ ]
You have my most sincere apologies. I thought that I might be self-sacrificing for once and have you slam run me down instead of anyone else. [Not that it worked considering two people have been streamrolled already.] Putting that aside for the moment, exactly what are you in such a hurry for?
[Whew, finally, a stroke of luck for Jade! And since he wasn't particularly inclined to ask "hey Luke remember that time we screwed
for four months" that secret would hopefully remained buried for the moment]it's okay brain can't smut from lack of sleep \o
[ Oh gosh, Jade would sit in his wheelchair and joust with his pointer at Malkuth's top nursing home. ]
Says the guy who shifts the blame onto others. I know you're being sarcastic -since when are you ever not- but I'm sorry about that. Guess I got kind of preoccupied with something and forgot to pay attention. [ Purposely avoiding the question? Luke? No, never. She must've missed it same as she
didn'tmiss Jade. ][ That would be one sentiment they share! There are some things in life that should be relinquished into the depths of obscurity, and this year's Valentine's Day is at the top of the list.
shush it's only going on five months.]Falling sleep while smutting would be awkward! o/
[Or sit at the porch and Meteor Storm any whippersnappers that trespass on his lawn!]
Oh? And what might you be preoccupied with? [In another life, Jade would be an amazing writer for the gossip column.]
[Awww, it wasn't that bad! Stuff like watching Ion die was worse! ;;
longest smut thread ever! :D]Moreso if I write naughty description with my face! \o
[ That would be excellent if he could get an infinite supply of TP to keep up with all the young'uns wanting to hear the Necromancer's tales! ]
Just a little.... ah, boring bit of work. You know how it is! Hehe. [ Why Luke sucks at lying: her improvisation needs a lot of work and she reads like an open book. ]
[ It wasn't bad, no, but damn if Mohs' dandruff didn't make things awkward! And asdkfjsdlf yes, watching anyone die is worse. ;; Except Dist. He's a cockroach anyway so he'd just keep coming back for more.
we're going for an endurance record! :'DD]B-but it would be funny o/ sob gotta go sleep myself soon
[Don't worry, he's got a large stash of pineapple gels from all his runs through the game!]
Actually, I have no clue what you're talking about. Boring work would hardly have you rushing around like this. Care to enlighten me? [Here comes that creeper smile and almost-unnoticeable invasion of your personal space!]
[Mohs' dandruff? What?! Well yeah watching Dist die is fun B)
we seem to be doing brilliantly so far! Look on the positive side! :D ]T-true \o I might even do better! and lmao yeah, I almost have to prop my eyes open with sticks
[ Then he'll have no trouble at all bringing death and destruction and craters to all the kind residents! ]
...it would if I wanted to get it done and over with? [ Curse you and your logic, Jade. Luke has still somehow convinced herself that this is just another Jade and there's no need to fret over his typical prying questions, so she meets his jovialness with a lopsided grin. There has to be an answer that won't be too telling... ]
[ L-LOL YES. Anise-mun and I have been referring to the Valentine's Day substance as MOH'S DANDRUFF. |'D ...there's no denying that when he always goes out with a spectacular bang. 83c
this is true! there is a silver lining in every porno! :Db ]But you're doing awesome now too o/ NO DON'T DO THAT you'll hurt your eyes ;A;
[Yay! Until he runs out of gels, that is. Gdit, why is unlimited inventory space not in the Grade Shop?!]
Lying is the mark of a naughty boy, you know. Or girl, as the case might be. [Flaunting logic in your face? Jade? Why of course.]
[BUT WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD :'( Fireworks of the Dist variety are always the best! He should start his own company! [L-LOL. Well at least they're enjoying themselves?! :') ]
Hurray! \o I'm going to try tagging my smut threads today;; HOW ABOUT DUCT TAPE THEN? 8'D
[ Because Namco is cruel and evil and enjoys making us trek back to the grocery store every 15-20 battles for food! ]
[ Good job on turning Luke's face the color of her hair, Jade. Her first thought was along the lines of "It's not lying if it's half true." followed by "OHGODSWHATISHEIMPLYINGBYTHAT?!", then "Crap. He knows." But in the end her brain opts for the most sensible answer of all: S-shut up! [ Aaah, such eloquence. ]
[ IDEK MAN, THINK HOW WE FEEL. 8'T Dist's Fireworks Emporium does have a nice ring (bang?) to it! His would beat out all the competition!
Y-Yus! Until the awkward sets in. :'D]asdfasf just how many do you have *A* ...taping your eyes shut would be rather counterproductive...
[It's getting in the way of Luke and Natalia's aspirations to be Baticul's next head chefs! *shakes fist* ]
[It gets the point across in a short and direct way! Unfortunately, Jade isn't the slightest bit deterred.] My, my, Luke! How rude! You wound my feelings so terribly much. Besides, it isn't making me any less suspicious of what you're doing.
[YOU GUYS REALLY LOVE TORTURING PEOPLE HUH AND MAKING THEM FEEL ALL UNSURE IF WANT ;; who doesn't love rose-coloured reaper-and-robot-shaped fireworks? \o/
sob i can't wait for the morning after]J-just three? 8Da and asldfk I still haven't slept ...should I tape them open, then?
[ ...that's what they need. Iron Chef Baticul! With their poor host, Guy Cecil! ]
[ Nothing like the direct approach, ineffective as it is for these circumstances! Perhaps it's the awkwardness or Jade's sarcasm, but Luke's guilt-o-meter is registering pretty low on the scale and she almost wishes he had landed on his ass too. ] I bet I do. Not that it's any of your business, but what's there to be suspicious about? I'm busy. End of story.
[ CONSIDERING THE PHOTOSHOPPING I DO... 8'D I-I actually think that would be the spiffiest thing ever. *\o/*
the major question will be who does she kill first: Jade or herself?]...mine with you was my first and only :'D going to bed may be a good idea...?! TAPE IS BAD FOR SKIN
[We should make a TV show from it! Then we'll never have to grind for gald again!]
Oh, it's simply because that when you're busy, Bad Things tend to happen.
[BUT I LIKE YOUR PHOTOSHOPPING \o/
How about neither and they opt for a second round instead. Or prance around spreading sunshine and sparkles all throughout the nexus. Happiness and sugar and fluffy rainbows and bunnies all around!]it's lots of fun with awkwardness and fail mixed in :'D SILLY IDEAS! AND BAD FOR EYEBALLS TOO
[ Oh man, that might actually make a great post. Maybe Dist would be their FABULOUS announcer, Guy as the host, Jade would lead the judges... There could be disgruntled audience members and generalized chaos abound. ]
T-that's not always true! [ Just mostly. ] And this time I'm certain that nothing will go wrong unless you have problems accepting gifts!
[ I HAVE MANY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM \o/
Y/Y/Y to all those options. They shall start the Auldrant branch of the Rainbow Connection after getting their exercise!]i-it's just so lulzy and cute and you make me want more =\ WHO NEEDS SLEEP SLEEP IS BAD FOR EYEBALLS
[So many post ideas, so little time (and so much procrastination). So who would be the people to test the food....Someone expandable. Wouldn't it be great if we could make replicas of people and use them to test the food for poison? OH WAIT.]
[oh mai, are you implying you're making a gift for him? So sweet.] Oh, I have no problem accepting gifts from you. I can always throw it away if it looks hazardous to my health, after all.
[YOU NEED TO MAKE A GALLERY AND TITLE IT PHOTOSHOPS OF MINDBREAKING AWESOME \o/
Yay! Rainbows for everyone! They could enlist the help of the Nam Cobanda Isle peeps to help them too!]:'D then I have succeeded in my duty. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK AND SOUND OF MIND
[ So, so much procrastination. And other assorted obstacles. ...SO NOT COOL, JADE. 8( Dist could totally serve as food tester since he can't die anyways, or there's always a long haired brat~ ]
[ Maybe. Maybe not with the ever present sarcasm and razor-like wit. ] I figured you'd say something like that even if my cooking has gotten better. You'll just have to settle for a present that isn't food, if your creaking bones can handle it.
[ OR I COULD MAKE A MASTERPOST OF WTF IMAGERY \o/
Which in turn would mean Asch would have to help and smile more! ]sob you i don't have anyone to do it with :'D SOUND OF MIND? WHAT'S THAT
[Like being sick! ;A; Ohohoho yes there's no way Luke and Natalia's cooking could be more lethal than Nebilim, right? Right?! ...Oh wait, you're a long-haired brat too! *yanks towards testing table*]
My, my, who said anything about cooking? Really now, you must learn not to jump to conclusions so quickly. I was considering the possibility that your gift would be relationship advice or fashion tips. Although if you do have any other ideas, do feel free to tell me. As I said, I can always decline if I feel that I can't handle it. ♥
[THAT WORKS. ANY WAY IS FINE AS LONG AS THE GLORIOUS MINDBREAK IS SPREAD TO ALL CORNERS OF THE INTERNETZ \o/
sob we might have to leave Asch out of this one since he'll probably terrify all the kids]I've got plenty of redheads :'Db IT'S LIKE SOUND OF MUSIC ONLY MENTAL
[ Aw, yes. \;A; /hands over tissues ♥ I... I want to say yes, but Nebilim's wounds can be cured with gels and the same can't be said of their cooking! --hey! HEY! Long-haired, yes! Brat, no! *hypocritical whining* ]
[ For that you get the flattest, most pre-Akzeriuth look ever, Jade. Her relationships (while sometimes rocky) are just fine right now and her clothes have always been awesome! ]
Not like I'd go to you for either one, you know. I bet you don't even have any clothes outside of the few ones I've seen you wear during our travels. Now here, take this and shut up!
[ Since the mention of those costumes brought back images of Jade in a... black speedo-like thing that made Luke's face turn pink, she fishes a clumsily wrapped package from one pocket and thrusts at Jade. There. Gift delivered. Now she can go back to pacing around without paying him any mind. ]
[ THAT IS HOW WE SHALL TAKE OVER AND RULE THE WORLD THROUGH LAUGHTER \o/
but he's really very good with kids when he wants to be...]...is that a promise B) I TOTALLY READ THAT AS METAL MUSIC BRB IMAGINING ROCK BAND AULDRANT
[*blooooows nose like a trumpet* Sob maybe if we only give them gels to use as ingredients? HYPOCRITICAL HUMOUR IS THE BEST FORM OF HUMOUR. AS IS SCHADENFREUDE. /force feeds ]
[Sometimes rocky huh. 'Most of the time' would be a better description. Also, we'd say belly-revealing floppy white jacket....cape...thing is far from awesome, but who are we to judge?]
[Jade is half-thankful this Luke isn't as bratty as the other longhairs, because it's so, so easy to trololol at Jade failing at relationships.] Now, now Luke, as a military official it's my duty to be prim and proper at all times. Except when His Majesty forces me into ridiculous outfits.
[HEY that's not a speedo. That costumes strikes fear into the hearts of do-gooders everywhere! ...Not in this universe, unfortunately. Besides, at least you didn't see what's under the bathrobe costume? :'D ]
[But anyway, Jade is holding up the package to the light and frowning as if he's afraid it contains some hazardous substance.] My, my, I'm quite flattered, Luke. What's the occasion? [and did you put a bomb in it? =\ ]
[EXACTLY. NOW GO ON. DO IT. DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT.
now that I think about it, there's the Asch with the midget drecklet...But it took being run through with swords for him to treasure life and stuff. :|a ]it just might be >3 WE ACTUALLY HAVE A ROCKERISH ASCH NAMED METALHEAD HERE. it's awesome
[ That... is an ingenious plan! One that I want to try using next time! /makes note of this fufufu... I TOTALLY READ THAT AS ASCHANDENFREUDE YOU KNOW. /askdlfajsd ]
[ Yes, sometimes! She's generally not as tsundere as Asch, even if that means being easy to troll. It's called a duster, thank you, and it is the pinnacle of awesomeness. It has to be; Luke helped with the design. And just think, these two are actually on sort-of good terms, barring the whole awkwardness thing that
is goingwent on. ]I might believe the prim part, but proper? Hah! That's a laugh. How can you be proper with that smile of yours, let alone those kind of costumes? [ Fear that Mr. Prim & Proper might end up flashing them and burning their eyes out, maybe. 8T Then again, it does all depend on one's definition of 'proper'. Not that Luke has time to dwell on it. She glances over a shoulder at Jade, hesitating a moment before answering. ]
It's... a holiday. Father's Day. And you're.. sort of like one to me. [ Except that things got a hell of a lot weirder than "I invented the technology that allowed you to be born." Luke makes a face at his wariness, folding both arms across her chest. ] It's not going to bite, you know.
[ Really. Whenever Jade gets around to opening it, he'll find a clumsily handmade glasses case decorated with assorted designs, such as cheagles and rappigs and that damn demon face from the back of Luke's coat. ]
[ ALSKDJFKLAS YOU REALLY WANT ME TO?
And Papa Asch, of course. ♥ But hey, House Fabre is full of slow learners, what did you expect. \:|/ ]How might we go about setting it up...Also WHY NOT COCKATIELHEAD and sob so much html fails
[SPEAKING OF WHICH I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT SCHOOL POST UP ;A; I'll do it after these 4 days I swear. ALSO I AM IN ENVY OF YOUR READING SKILLS BECAUSE LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF ABYSS IS EVERYWHERE.]
[I can make a list of everything unawesome that Luke helped with, but we'd be here for the rest of our lives and then some ): Luke happens to be quite the exception to everything ever and having a good relationship with Jade is just part of her special snowflakeness!]
I'd argue that it's hard to be more proper than when wearing a military costume, and that my smile is a sign of my willingness to serve the Empire. [Buuut no more snark from Mr Colonel as he unwraps the gift and hears Luke's next words.]
[Well this is awkward, considering what went on between them. Oh well, Luke doesn't ever have to know. THE PAST IS BURIED. THERE. GONE.]
Thank you Luke, I'm touched, truly. As long as you don't expect me to actually wear them.
[SOB YES THOSE ARE BRILLIANT even if I almost got into trouble because my mum walked in like a minute later pfft
JADE DOESN'T LIKE SLOW LEARNERS. ADAPT QUICKER OR HE'LL KICK YOU INTO A CROCODILE MOAT ):<]Hmm, good question... BECAUSE FONON NAMED HIM THAT and it's okay, life has been mean orz
[ Take your time! I think almost everyone is busy this time of year anyway! \;w; IT REALLY IS. THE LITTLEST THINGS MAKE ME SMILE WHEN THEY REMIND ME OF ABYSS. OH THE GUY JOKES. ]
[ And we all know how well Luke takes nitpicky criticism like that. :|b She is a special snowflake, just like everyone else! ]
I don't think anyone but Natalia would believe you for a minute. We know you too well.
[ Y-yeah. Coughcough. Just add it to the pile of bodies behind your house, Jade! Not a soul in the world would suspect! Except for the replica now boring a hole into your head with her
not at all hurtglare. See, it's these backhanded compliments that have always frustrated her to no end. ]Then keep it in your pocket if you want. Use it for smacking Emperor Peony when he tries to make you walk his rappigs, I don't care.
[ alskjd ahaha that sounds like what usually happens when I try to tag smut! "Doo do de doo-- OH SNAP THERE'S DAD /CHANGE TAB!!!"
Luke fon Fabre, Crocodile Hunter Extraordinaire? 8|a ]Hm is there any way I can contact you...RENAME HIM FONON let's take life to obedience training class
[B-but it's the summer holidays ;A; I HAVE TROUBLE LOOKING AT RED BIRDS AND NOT THINKING OF ASCH. Also Luke Skywalker.]
[It's not nitpicky! Papa Jade just wants you to improve and reach your full potential!]
[Hey he doesn't have bodies behind his house. It's unhygienic. He'll definitely get away with it if only the derplica suspects then! \o/ ]
That is quite the excellent idea, actually. It's good to know that I wasn't wrong when I said you come up with those occasionally! Then and again, it would be quite tragic if I get arrested for bodily harm to the Emperor.
[I am so paranoid I immediately switch to pictures of cute kittens or BIG BLOCK OF TEXT whenever I hear anyone coming awaushdhahahahah no Luke think of the ecosystem ;A;/ ]
PM, commenting or email through LJ is fine \8'D/ BUT IT'S STUCK can you imagine how much it'd cost?