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Luke fon Fabre ([personal profile] fononfailure) wrote in [community profile] abyssdressing2011-06-19 09:55 pm

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[ You might think that today is your very average ordinary day, but you would be wrong. It's a day in which Luke will have no qualms about running your ass over as she hustles about to and fro without regard for anything (or anyone) in her path, a look of mild panic upon her face.

You're welcome to interrupt her, of course, but you had also better watch out if you're on the slow side! You're liable to cause a collision. Because you know it totally wouldn't be her fault. Mmhmm. ]

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-22 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[A-at least his cooking has never killed anybody? Yeah I love the crazy stuff they come up with xD I'll try downloading it when I'm back on my laptop :D]

[s-sob why] Well, now I'm not asking.

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-22 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[What would we do without him? well... yeah xD; There's one where Luke goes back in time and is Jade's mom, that... was pretty weird...]

Huh? Oh. [he holds the cover up so she can see it] Uh, it's an account of the Hod War. [except in this case convenient might mean awkward]

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-22 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[So he's stuck with us o/ I backbuttoned pretty quick >_>]

[if it's ever let slip that she thinks he is the weird one, he might be too speechless with the indignity to even throw a tantrum] I've already read this one, but Guy says that if I wanna understand something, I should start at the beginning. And as far as I can tell, this was the beginning of the whole - [he waves a hand in a way that hopefully communicates 'apparently Master Van is crazy and wants to destroy the world', he still doesn't know how he should react to that]

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-22 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
[we love him too, that's why we make life hard for him o/ I don't think any amount of brain bleach will help sob]

[YES wait i mean sob why does it always come back to the hair :|] I know that! But even if it doesn't make sense, I can't exactly do anything if I don't even know why it happened in the first place. [he's not about to correct her and anyway, he also can't understand why people seem to have so much trouble with the concept of 'how about let's not kill people']

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-22 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
[so we really have his best interests at heart o/ but I need that brain ;o;]

[It does not :| something that a cheagle threw up, at the very least] I'm not planning on doing anything stupid! [this is true. When he does stupid things, very little planning tends to go into it]

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-22 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
[exposure therapy o/ wait I don't want a Dist brain]

[it's the best logic, obviously.] I don't need you telling me that. [but the retort is pretty half-hearted because he doesn't really like thinking about this either.]

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-23 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
[just thinking of his future, you know o/ but what if it ends up runny :(]

Hey! [He rubs at the sore spot and grumbles something that may or may not sound like 'Colonel Curtiss can go fuck himself', giving her a searching look before casting his gaze aside] Yeah, yeah, I get it.

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-24 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[He's an understanding guy o/ ...well then I guess it's okay ._.]

[he's not joking, but he's not suicidal enough to say it within Jade's earshot, at least] That obvious?

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-24 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
[he would need to be considering what he has to deal with on a regular basis o/ I actually wasn't thinking about it but then now I have an image of a brain with little arms and legs drinking hot chocolate]

[Luke somehow managed to pass self-preservation 101 o/ And now it's his turn to snort rudely] That's hard to believe.

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[and then where would we be o/ ...what xD

[he looks pretty dubious, then shrugs] I guess. Not that I've had to deal with those for a while. [he actually kind of misses it sometimes. ...not a lot, but still]

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[quelle horreur .-. I would never >_>]

...yeah, that wouldn't be awkward at all. [he raises an eyebrow, but his tone isn't really as bitchy as the words might suggest]

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-06-27 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[o/ and I haven't found any other series or character I play... ...at all... lol ._. up is down, straight is gay \o/]

I never said that. [he looks aside in a bit of a sulk] ...but I guess she'd still be better than the Colonel.