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[fononfailure]

[ You might think that today is your very average ordinary day, but you would be wrong. It's a day in which Luke will have no qualms about running your ass over as she hustles about to and fro without regard for anything (or anyone) in her path, a look of mild panic upon her face.

You're welcome to interrupt her, of course, but you had also better watch out if you're on the slow side! You're liable to cause a collision. Because you know it totally wouldn't be her fault. Mmhmm. ]

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It's a-okay~ I know how it goes. \o

[fononfailure]

[ Questioning replica logic only leads to headaches and confusion, no matter which replica it is. ]

[ After making sure that yes, her head is still attached - regrettably with the way it's now throbbing, Luke props herself up onto an elbow to rub her nose and shoot Jade a venomous glare. ]

Jade...! What's the big idea, tripping me up like that, huh?! Don't think I didn't see you do that on purpose! I'm oughta chew your leg off!

[ And no, that is not a promise. It's a threat, dammit. ]

Thank you~

[glasses-gleam.livejournal.com]

Luke, you wound me!

[Jade's simply looking down at her, with a grin on his face and his spear still in hand.]

Though...now that you mention it, that is a clever idea... [He does the motion again, pretending he's 'got it' finally.]

Ah~ Anyway, you looked troubled, whatever is the matter?

♥♥♥

[fononfailure]

[ It's a good thing they're friends, or Luke really would have been tempted to strangle him for that dirty trick. What was wrong with a simple question?! ]

Why do I even bother trying to have a normal conversation with you? [ That's a rhetorical question - don't answer it. Still grumbling to herself, Luke gets back onto her feet to dust the dirt off her jacket and pants with a huff. ]

A personal problem, not that you need to know. Giving people gifts isn't something I'm good at.