[i wanted to do something ~srs bizniz~ but then i went 'fuck it']

[allthatdies]

[And now for something completely ridiculous: a Van falls out of the sky and lands on you.]

[How fucked squished are you?]

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[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

[Wait. Wait a moment. The person currently on top of him feels verrry familiar.]

[Is that your sword or are you just happy to see me?]