abyssdressing | CREEPER MOHS STRIKES BACK: THE MOVIE: THE SEQUEL: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL

[What's this? There seems to be a note on the ground in front of you. Will you pick it up? You should. If you don't, there's about 30 more scattered around the ground... curiosity will win you over eventually. When you do, you'll find the following message:]

ATTENTION CITIZENS

I HAVE CAPTURED YOUR BELOVED ~~FON MASTER~~ PRINCESS ~~AGAIN~~.

If you ever wish to see the Princess again, you must first accept my challenge and defeat me!

TIME IS SHORT.

The Princess' life rests in your hands...!!

☐ ACCEPTED | ~~☐ NOT ACCEPTED~~

[...well, you don't seem to have much choice in the matter, do you?]

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Hello ADR! The Creeper is back and he's kidnapping all the ~~Fon Masters~~ Princesses again, but this time there's an extra twist! You can make this as serious or as not-serious as you want based on the three options below. Expect there to be a lot of overlap, of course, but things might be a lot more dire for the Princesses being trapped in Option 3... CHOOSE WISELY:

1. BASIC FAIRYTALE: Only true love with prevail...!? Maybe, maybe not. Expect various fairytale cliches all over the place. And don't forget to slay the dragon this time, okay?
2. WELCOME TO CRACKLAND: Looks like someone spent a little too much time wandering around Mushroom Road. Reality is taking the backseat here. Expect things to get weird and ridiculous.
3. OH SHIIII--!!: So this guy is clearly insane and dangerous, and you know he has one of your friends hostage. This is a serious situation!

LET'S MAKE IT AWESOME.

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[What is this fuckery.]

Hey, Mohs~

[Hey now, hey now, there was nothing on that paper pointing to Moh- oh, he signed his name at the bottom again. Oh, darn. He does that a lot these days. BUT! He shall not be deterred!]

[The moment Anise yells out, the papers around her will vanish... in fact, everything will vanish! For a few moments, there seems to be nothing but darkness... until a few trees begin to shoot out of the ground. There's a forest growing from right under you!]

[Er, hope you don't get hit by one.]

[AHEM. There is now a forest. But this isn't just any forest. Is that... singing you hear in the distance?]

[what what what]

[she doesn't even]

[Anise is now high up on the treetops as one of the trees grew from right underneath her. Also. Singing. What.]

What the hell?!

My, my. Ion is certainly good at getting himself kidnapped.

[Hey Jade. You touched the paper right? When you picked it up? Guess what: that paper was your official acceptance of Mohs' challenge. The paper tears itself from his grip as a checkmark appears in the blank spot. And then, just like that, it'll vanish! How peculiar...]

[But oh, what is this!]

[Why, suddenly that road you were standing on has changed! There appears to be a fork in the road ahead: one way leads to the Castle and the other... er, the sign is a bit worn, but there are quite a few signs that say BEWARE littered about.]

[More importantly, the trail of those papers you were just looking at seem to continue towards the direction opposite the castle.]

[Which way will you choose!?]

[Well, this is just wonderful, isn't it? Jade glances at one, and the other. Logic tells him to go directly to the castle and get Ion out as fast as possible, but fairytale tropes compelled him to take the road to Ye Olde Pathe of Darknesse. He can't get to the ~~Fon Master~~ Princess without first undertaking some dangerous task, after all.]

[But first, he needs an appropriate costume! Thankfully, the ADR had seen fit to dress him up in this outfit (http://www.struts.co.uk/party-fancy-dress-shop/images/G51250rs.jpg), despite its completely illogical design. Well, problem solved! Time to take on Ye Olde Pathe of Darknesse!]

[Chains could be heard rattling as a certain more feminine than normal Fon Master gently struggled against her chains, clearly looking distressed at the situation she was put into.

First she was taken off the streets and forced into what somewhat looks like a wedding dress and was continuously called princess over and over by her cloaked kidnapper. To make matters worse she was waiting for someone to come and rescue her, but who even knew she was missing?!]

U-um, hello?

...What the hell is this?

[The green-haired young adult crumples the letter, tossing it over his shoulder and thumps the butt of his staff against the ground; he's feeling highly annoyed and isn't up for games.

Though, he's got a feeling as bad as his luck is; he's not done with the writer yet.]

CREEPER MOHS STRIKES BACK: THE MOVIE: THE SEQUEL: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL

2 because it sounds delicious even though i hate mushrooms

SWEET. B)

no subject

1 because there is never enough/any Ion/Jade

...ARE YOU IMPLYING ION TOPS?

WHAT NO well uh do you subscribe to the 'Jade tops all' or 'Secret Ultimate Seme Ion' theory

Um, idk what this goes under...BUT LETS ROLL WITH THE BLOWS!

Just because it's hard to place, have a new muse~