http://tothedeathofus.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] tothedeathofus.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] abyssdressing2008-08-16 11:07 pm

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[Luke getting internet was probably a very bad thing. Guy suggesting to watch movies together was a good thing. Luke downloading movies to his laptop was a good thing. Luke downloading Brokeback Mountain by mistake is a -very- bad thing. Luke skipping ahead to see what this was, and landing right on a man crying I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU was...]

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Wh-what in the--Ahahahah!

[A terrible thing...]

[Luke has downloaded a bunch of movies from a happy torrent. Some of the titles include White chicks, Jackass, The Ring, and the original Pokemon movie. Come bother him.]

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It's okay I bother? :o This (Original) Ion peers over him curiously out of nowhere cause he's a creep like that.] What you got there?

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Where? I'm just curious at that thing there. [Points at his laptop] Is that fontech?

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
So, what are you going to do about the gay cowboys?

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
A. . .a movie? [Has no idea what a movie is, but he plays along for now.] So what else is there to watch?

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds wonderful. [He sits down, he looks naive, so you better show him a movie.]

By the way, my name is Ion.

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw, pokemons! Ion watches the movie in amusement.] Aw, is that a fictional story?

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He's getting curious] Are there other things you like as a kid? I'm curious because I don't have much of a childhood.

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. . .didn't mean to pry.

I really like this movie. I think I would like to watch more movies with you.

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, picture books and toys, eh? Maybe I should get some for myself.

Anything you like. I lived a pretty sheltered life, so I'm very glad to discover new things.

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Now this Ion tries to resist his ability to lie and say "18" just for the lulz, but for some reason he feels it's better to be honest.] I'm 12.

[identity profile] fonon-master.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Just smiles in amusement and watches the rest of the movie.]