Karma came to bite Fric in the ass.

[fonicfraccion]

[So, if you've been missing your resident psychopathic half dead Luke, then you're in luck! Here he is!]

[...no, seriously.]

[This grumpy pony pounded down the street, flicking his tail back and forth in irritation. He's obviously isn't happy, because... well... he's not supposed to look like this. Do you really want to talk to him? Yes? Your funeral.]

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[for_her_master]

[Well, Anise can't say she's not amused. She at least tries to hold most of it back as she watches him trot in front of her.]

Is there a higher being that you made angry somewhere~? Or is this natural for you?

[fonicfraccion]

[Luke shook his mane.]

Of course I'm not supposed to look like this, Anise!

[for_her_master]

Mm, but I don't know that, now do I~?

Though now there is the question of how much is it for a ride~?

[fonicfraccion]

Don't you dare!

[for_her_master]

Now now~ It was just a question♥ I wasn't truly planning anything devious.

[Tempting, but she knew better...for the most part.]

[fonicfraccion]

Hmph... of course you weren't.

[YEP, HE TRUSTS YOU. YEP, YEP.]

[for_her_master]

[I THOUGHT FRIENDSHIP WAS MAGIC FRIC!]

You still have yet to answer why you're now a completely different species...Perhaps it was a science experiment gone wrong~?

[fonicfraccion]

[NOT FOR THIS PONY.]

It seems the multiverse decided to pull me away while I was visiting another world.

[for_her_master]

...

[This brought up too many questions that she wasn't sure she wanted to know that answer to.]

I see...Hopefully the multiverse will find pity for you sooner rather than later and put you back into your rightful form.

[engel]

[ Once again you manage to render him speechless, Fric. Perhaps it's that Asch doesn't recognize Luke in that form or the stomping is an undeniable death knell, but he refrains from so much as blinking while pony approaches. When Asch stopped to have lunch and take in the sights, this wasn't what he had in mind. ]

[fonicfraccion]

[Luke paused his stomping, GLARING at Asch.]

Oh yes. Please say something, Asch. Please.

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[engel]

[ Sweet stars above. He knows that voice. ]

[ Asch's eyebrows come together, one quirked a tad higher than the other. The dreck... is a horse. One of ludicrous proportions. ]

[ He stares, and stares, and... ]

[engel]

[ Finally Asch can't take it anymore; he laughs. A long, loud, and almost gleeful laugh that has him doubling over the table with both hands braced on the edge for support. ]

[ Give him a second to catch his breath. ]

[fonicfraccion]

[He hates you, btw.]

[Luke charged forward, headbutting against Asch in retaliation.]

[And yes, instead of a bone mask, he has a g-clef shaped cutie mark on his ass. Enjoy.]

[engel]

[ AHAHAHAHA-- ow, there goes both chair and Asch, whose laughter pauses upon impact with the ground, only to pick right back up again. ]

[ Where does he send a letter of appreciation for the evil deity responsible for this? ]

I have to say... [ SNICKER ] You make for a rather cute horse.

[fonicfraccion]

[Luke planted his hooves on either side of Asch, giving him a look.]

Never say that again. Me and 'cute' do not belong in the same sentence.