abyssdressing | (no subject)

Language, Luke! [tease tease tease]

*answers him with a clearer swear and a teapot being slammed onto the stove.*

[well he heard that, and he hopes he didn't break something out there] Hey! Be careful out there!

I'm always careful! It's my middle name! *now he's busy making a racket, swearing some more under his breath.*

No it's not! [all this yelling is probably not good for him, but whatever! Redheads can't think logically right now]

How would you know? It's not like you- woah! HOLY HELL! *disaster Luke strikes again with a loud explosion, followed by smoke billowing down the hallway.*

[jolts upright from the noise] L-Luke!? [just starts to see the smoke in the hallway and slowly gets himself out of bed.] [rushes to the kitchen as fast as he could move]

*comes stumbling out of the kitchen coughing like crazy, waving his hands in a senseless effort to clear the smoke from the hall.* Piece of shit fontech!

What the hell did you do!? [is leaning against the wall in the hallway, coughing from the smoke]

I tried to make you your damn tea, that's what I did! *tugs the collar of his jacket together to block the smoke.*

Looks more like you blew up the kitchen!

Hey! It's not my fault if every piece of fontech in this joint is utter shit!

[facepalm] ugh, you're hopeless. [coughs a little more, waving the smoke away]

I am not hopeless! I can learn! *tries to get farther away from the kitchen, only to double over coughing.*

[wades through it, grabbing you by the coat and tugs you away, into his room] Just stay here. [moves to the door]

W..where.. *glances up at him, rubbing his watering eyes and coughing still.* Where the hell are you going?

To make sure you didn't start a fire in the kitchen. [pulls a blanket to cover his face with and he leaves the room]

Hey, w-wait a second..! *stands up quickly, intending to stop or at least follow him, though he doesn't make it past the door before falling to his knees from inhaling too much smoke.*

[covers him with a blanket.] Stay here and go open the windows to let the smoke out. [off to the kitchen he goes, checking to see if there were any windows to open along the way]

Dammit, Asch..! *slowly manages to get to his feet and stumble to the windows, throwing them open like the rest ones in the hall. them being open was probably the only thing keeping the whole place from filling with smoke.*

[comes wandering back into the hall after finding the source of all the smoke, and...thankfully it wasn't on fire, just sparking a little and dispose of the equipment]

*after opening all the windows, he's slid down the wall under an open window to rest, still coughing some.*

[comes over and settles himself besides him, not looking at him]

Must be. I'm still kicking in the future. *tries to laugh, which only makes him cough more.*

[laughs faintly] [and suddenly leans into you, completely exhausted]