http://iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] abyssdressing2008-08-20 04:42 am
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Hey guuuuys...

Could someone explain what sex is? Gai didn't do it very well...


[ ahaha i am so sorry ]

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[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sex, you ask?

[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I don't really get it...

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
You've had it before. How don't you get it?

[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, like... why do people do it?

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
For pleasure or for babies.

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[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
SEX MAKES BABIES?!

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Uh.

Yeah.

[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
G-Gai didn't tell me that?!

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe she wanted to keep it secret from you forever.

[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Wh-why would she do that?!

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Because babies are horrible things.

[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Nuh uh! Nia's really nice!

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
Demon spawn. They claw their way out of your uterus and then out your vagina, ripping you to shreds in the mean time. Your friend Gai was lucky.

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[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ begins to cry ]

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
...Why are you crying?

[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You're lying!

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not. Many women die every year as a result of the birth of their demon spawn.

You don't want a baby.

[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Babies are nice and sweet and amazing. [ still crying :[ ] You're just a big mean liar!

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, that's only after the demons are exorcised from them. You didn't meet this little Nia when she was just born, did you? I think not. [ normally, girls crying makes him internally BAWWWWW and feel bad.

HE'S HEARTLESS TODAY! ]

[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ just cries harder ] Stop it!

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus Christ, don't cry over it.

[identity profile] iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sniffles, rubbing her eyes and swinging a punch at him ] You're bad!

[identity profile] blackparts.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ leans back and out of the way. ] I'm awesome.
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