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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Hey guuuuys...

Could someone explain what sex is? Gai didn't do it very well...


[ ahaha i am so sorry ]

Comments

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I am not. Many women die every year as a result of the birth of their demon spawn.

You don't want a baby.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Babies are nice and sweet and amazing. [ still crying :[ ] You're just a big mean liar!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Uh, that's only after the demons are exorcised from them. You didn't meet this little Nia when she was just born, did you? I think not. [ normally, girls crying makes him internally BAWWWWW and feel bad.

HE'S HEARTLESS TODAY! ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ just cries harder ] Stop it!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ, don't cry over it.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ sniffles, rubbing her eyes and swinging a punch at him ] You're bad!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ leans back and out of the way. ] I'm awesome.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

You're a big jerk! [ another punch, square in the face ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

... [ well, that hits.

and his nose starts to bleed.

AND HE AUTOMATICALLY GETS A SAD KITTEN FACE. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ continues to cry ] Why are you so mean?!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ brings a hand up to his nose, investigating the suddenly warm feeling under it. the sight of crimson on his fingertips doesn't bode well with him. he, by some miracle, manages control. ] Why are you so uptight?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ just...puts her arms over her eyes and cries into them ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Why are you crying?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I...I don't know! [ just cries harder ] Everyone's being really mean!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I'm just joking around with you. Damn. Women are uptight.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Th-there was that bad man who touched me, a-and the mean Asch who tried to take my Gai... [ sniffles ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I'm just joking. Lighten up, god damnit.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ just...stares at him, sniffling and crying and looking absolutely pathetic ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ and he stares back, blood running from his nose and slightly glaring. ] Stop that.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Can I have a hug?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Can't.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Wh-why not? [ looks absolutely CRUSHED ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ OH YOU'RE KILLING HIM. ] Afraid of girls.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Oh. [ after a long moment of looking pathetic and sad, she wraps her arms around herself ] I-I guess I can hug myself...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

... [ o-o-ow. ] I-I mean, I can... T-try to hug you, but don't get mad at me if I, uh, you know, pull away or scream or anything.