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[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

[ somewhere in the dressing room, a door slams open, hitting the wall behind it hard enough to punch a hole through the surface. through it runs a young, blonde man dressed in... just slightly frilly clothes.

just slightly. more like he beat the hell out of a random ginji and stole his clothing. except it's 100x better.

this young man's face twists a moment in confusion, the tiniest hint of a blush of embarrassment on his cheeks as comes to a quick halt... and he realizes he wasn't in kansas home anymore. ]

...This is certainly the last thing I expected to see.

Comments

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

Luk... A. You've turned into a man.

[fononfailure]

... No. I have NOT turned into a man, thankyouverymuch.

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

That's what it certainly looks like.

[fononfailure]

... *have a kick to your shin, Guy!*

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

[ AND HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR. ;___; ] O-owww... That was unnecessary!

[fononfailure]

Then don't be so rude! Some people are sensitive!

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

You... Are a man, though... Right?

[fononfailure]

No.. I'm not. I'm a girl.

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

That can't be...

Impossible.

[fononfailure]

And why is that?

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

Your face.

You're also flat as a board.

[fononfailure]

GIRLS DON'T HAVE TO HAVE HUGE FUCKING MELONS! And what's wrong with my face?!

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

[ w-wibble. ] There's no need to yell or use such harsh language.

You are... Very man-like in appearance pleasedon'thitme!

[fononfailure]

*huffs and turns away, sulking.* Asch thinks I'm pretty...

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

Asch?

[fononfailure]

My Asch, yes.

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

I see.

[fononfailure]

You going to say something about that too?

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

Incestuous relationships...

[fononfailure]

*clenches her fists and turns to glare at him.* It isn't! We aren't siblings!

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

In my world you are, strange malefemale dream Luka!

[fononfailure]

*sorry Guy, but this here is a very tempermental Luke, who's going to hold you at sword-point now.* Well, I'm not your Luka. My name is Luke.

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

[ stares at the sword, his body beginning to shake just a little bit. ] N-now t-t-there's no n-need for that!

[fononfailure]

*turns her hand so that the ring on her finger is very visable.* Then take it back, please. I don't appreciate people always saying things about our love.

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

[ he's still focused on the sword. ] I take it back.