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So many young men around... it is quite the affair.

Anyone who would like a special present, is under the age of 18, and is male, feel free to come by. ♥

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Really now.

Yes, really.

And?

If you're planning on hurting anyone, I'd think again.

Perish the thought.

Hmph. So what kind of present are you talking about?

Ha. You really have to ask, Luke?

It's so hard to tell with you. I wouldn't want to assume wrong.

You of all people should be fully aware.

My memory is a bit fuzzy. Enlighten me.

Must I really...? It wasn't all that long ago.

For you, perhaps.

Very well.

*reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tootsie roll pop* Or are you going to say you don't remember when I'd give you these for a job well done...?

..... *has a somewhat relieved and yet exasperated look.* Yep, definitely not the Van I know.

Ah, you were expecting the punishment for a job done poorly?

...I'm still half afraid to ask what that would be.

Only half?

So far you haven't proven to be entirely bad.

Of course not. ...Why would you even think I was...?

Because I'm quite experienced with Vans.

In the plural?

There's many of everyone here, myself included.

Sounds like quite the fun time.

And that would explain why everyone was surprised by the Necromancer from my world.

It can be, but I repeat, think again if you plan to harm anyone.

Jade tends to surprise everyone.

I don't entirely understand why you assume I would have any interest in hurting anyone unprovoked.

Yes, but he tends to do so even more when he weighs five times more than he used to.