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So many young men around... it is quite the affair.

Anyone who would like a special present, is under the age of 18, and is male, feel free to come by. ♥

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I haven't met a Guy like that yet. He must really be small and young.

[you have his attention now] That sounds...

Indeed he is- he's rather naive, as he believed that my beard was a power source.

Would you like one? I have cherry, chocolate, and blueberry.

[amused look] Did you tell him that?

Yes please, blueberry sounds good.

Yes, and used my hypnosis to make him believe I had lit my head on fire.

*hands a blueberry one over* Enjoy- if you can tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center, you will have overturned a long-lasting scholarly argument.

[really amused now] You shouldn't do those things to him. He'll never be able to look at any Vans the same way.

I'm... just going to enjoy this and not count. [unwraps]

He wants to grow a beard himself now.

Do as you will. It's really quite delectable.

... [starts laughing] I can't imagine myself with a beard, sorry Van.

[gives it a shot] ... [nomnom]

He was putting no small amount of consideration into growing one that could double as a rapier.

Scrumptious, no?

[just laughs harder and clutches his sides]

It is. I didn't think that something like this could be so... delicious.

It is quite the amusing prospect.

Years of scientific research into Yummology culminated in that. *struggling to keep a straight face*

Yes... yes it it. [just grins]

[stares at Van before laughing again] Yummo-what? You've got to be kidding!

Yummology. The study of tastiness. ...*aaaand doubles over in laughter*

[laughs with him] Van, you know you shouldn't make those jokes if you can't keep a straight face during it.

I was close, you know. It's simply been a long time since we've been able to joke around like this. *tries to take a breath, and then cracks up again*

I agree. It's been a while since we've talked like this. [has to lean against a wall so he won't fall down]

*sits on the ground and gasps for air, wiping a tear from his eye* It's good to be able to talk without the future looming over our heads and hearts.

...Does the future really look that gloomy for us where you're from? [tilts his head and sits down next to him]

...The future looks clear for me... but the past is full of darkness.

...I'm glad that the future is looking better for you now.

...but not for you, I'm afraid.

What, did I die?

By my blade.

... [and the Tootsie roll pop falls to the ground]

...

...What did I do to deserve that?